Academic Policies and Institutional Standards
Issued by the Office of the Provost, Klesia University Foundation (Wyoming Nonprofit Affiliate)
Last Revised: July 2025
I. Institutional Purpose and Theological Foundation
1.1 Mission
Absurd Health University is a graduate-level, faith-based institution dedicated to the resurrection of the human body, the restoration of divine terrain, and the reformation of health through fasting, biblical obedience, natural medicine, and Holy Spirit discernment.
1.2 Founding Authority
AHU operates under the spiritual and legal covering of Klesia University, a Wyoming-registered nonprofit educational body. We affirm that divine instruction supersedes secular licensure and acknowledge our degrees as biblically justified, academically rigorous, and spiritually discerned.
1.3 Religious and Philosophical Identity
Absurd Health University affirms the authority of Scripture in health, healing, and human design. Our academic policies reflect a hybrid of:
Biblical tradition
Terrain theory (Bechampian)
Spirit-led epistemology
Practical fasting therapeutics
Sacred medicine based on Genesis principles
II. Degree Types and Conferral Rights
2.1 Degrees Offered
Absurd Health University confers the following degrees under private authority:
M.Nat. – Master of Naturopathy
D.N.N.M. – Doctor of Nutritional and Natural Medicine
D.T.P. – Doctor of Terrain Parasitology
D.E.I. – Doctor of Effective Immortality
D.R.B. – Doctor of Resurrection Biology
Other specialized degrees as approved by the Faculty Senate and Provost
2.2 Degree Legality and Accreditation
As a private religious and philosophical institution, AHU operates under U.S. law permitting degree conferral by exempt religious schools. While AHU does not seek government-recognized accreditation, it partners with independent credentialing bodies for CEUs, practitioner registry, and faith-based recognition. Degrees are not intended for medical licensure.
2.3 Crown and Chancellor Degrees
Post-doctoral honors may be awarded by the Chancellor for extraordinary academic and spiritual contributions. These include:
Crown Doctorate (C.D.)
Chancellor of Terrain (C.T.)
Posthumous Honors (e.g. Béchamp Memorial Crown)
III. Academic Calendar and Credit System
3.1 Format
All degree programs are asynchronous and self-paced. Average completion times are:
Master’s: 12–18 months
Doctorate: 18–36 months
CEU courses: 10–90 days
3.2 Credit Hours
1 credit hour = ~15 hours of study or experiential learning
Master’s programs: 48 credit hours
Doctorate programs: 72+ credit hours
CEU modules: 1–3 credits per course
3.3 Fast Requirements
Fasting is core terrain methodology.
All Master’s programs require a 40-day documented fast
All Doctoral programs require an 80-day fast (minimum)
CEUs may require 5–30 day fasts depending on content
IV. Admission and Enrollment
4.1 Admission Standards
Applicants must:
Be 21+ years of age
Submit a written terrain statement (spiritual, health, and purpose testimony)
Demonstrate spiritual and intellectual readiness for sacred medicine
Complete a terrain inventory and undergo a readiness interview
4.2 Open Path vs. Ecclesial Track
Open Path: For seekers, practitioners, and the public
Ecclesial Track: For ministers, healers, and commissioned terrain reformers. May include ordination after doctoral completion.
4.3 Credit Transfer & Life Experience
No secular credits are transferred.
Credit may be awarded for:
Books published
Documented fasts (minimum 30 days)
Healed case studies
Advanced herbal formulations
Other demonstrated terrain mastery
V. Academic Grading and Evaluation
5.1 Grading Philosophy
We do not grade on performance alone, but on obedience, depth, spiritual transformation, and terrain-aligned thinking. We measure not mere academic retention, but terrain reformation and practical application.
5.2 Grading System
All assignments are graded as follows:
GradeDescriptionHHoly (Exceptional work aligned with spiritual and academic standards)PPass (Meets all core learning objectives)RRevise (Substantial potential but requires rework)FFailure to Transform (Lacks substance, depth, or terrain relevance)
5.3 Thesis Evaluation
Theses are reviewed by at least two terrain scholars and must:
Display theological coherence
Exhibit scientific terrain intelligence
Be spiritually true and experientially grounded
Be defended orally in front of a live or recorded panel
Failure to pass oral defense results in R (Revise) or guidance toward alternate certification.
VI. Graduation and Degree Conferral
6.1 Graduation Requirements (Master’s)
12 modules completed (48 credit hours)
Minimum 250 pages written
Documented 40-day fast
120-page thesis + oral defense
1 terrain case study
6.2 Graduation Requirements (Doctorate)
Minimum 72 credit hours
Minimum 1,000 pages thesis (cumulative acceptable)
80-day fast documented and submitted
Practicum (2 or more case studies with full before/after logs)
Public thesis defense (live or recorded)
6.3 Posthumous and Honorary Degrees
The Chancellor may confer honorary or posthumous degrees for:
Lifelong contribution to terrain theory
Published work exceeding 1,000 pages
National or global impact in terrain restoration
Notable fasts (120+ days supervised)
VII. Academic Integrity and Conduct
7.1 Integrity Statement
All students must commit to the Terrain Code of Honor:
I will not lie about what I’ve healed
I will not fake fasts
I will not plagiarize the terrain
I will listen before I teach
I will always point back to Yahweh, not myself
7.2 Disciplinary Actions
Violations may result in:
Revisions or resubmissions
Suspension from the Provider Registry
Revocation of CEUs or certification
Permanent removal in cases of fraud
7.3 Ethical Grounds for Removal
Students may be removed from AHU for:
Teaching germ theory as ultimate truth
Discrediting biblical terrain methods publicly
Causing harm through reckless counsel
Mocking or trivializing fasting, repentance, or sacred health
VIII. Appeals and Review Board
8.1 Academic Appeals
Students may appeal:
Thesis evaluation
Practicum rejections
CEU course disputes
8.2 Appeals Process
Submit written appeal within 30 days
Reviewed by Academic Council (within 21 days)
May include spiritual discernment panel
Final decision issued in writing
8.3 Restorative Justice Track
In some cases, students may undergo a restorative terrain assignment rather than suspension or failure. This may include fasting, repentance projects, or community service within the AHU network.
V. Academic Grading and Evaluation
5.1 Grading Philosophy
We do not grade on performance alone, but on obedience, depth, spiritual transformation, and terrain-aligned thinking. We measure not mere academic retention, but terrain reformation and practical application.
5.2 Grading System
All assignments are graded as follows:
GradeDescriptionHHoly (Exceptional work aligned with spiritual and academic standards)PPass (Meets all core learning objectives)RRevise (Substantial potential but requires rework)FFailure to Transform (Lacks substance, depth, or terrain relevance)
5.3 Thesis Evaluation
Theses are reviewed by at least two terrain scholars and must:
Display theological coherence
Exhibit scientific terrain intelligence
Be spiritually true and experientially grounded
Be defended orally in front of a live or recorded panel
Failure to pass oral defense results in R (Revise) or guidance toward alternate certification.
VI. Graduation and Degree Conferral
6.1 Graduation Requirements (Master’s)
12 modules completed (48 credit hours)
Minimum 250 pages written
Documented 40-day fast
120-page thesis + oral defense
1 terrain case study
6.2 Graduation Requirements (Doctorate)
Minimum 72 credit hours
Minimum 1,000 pages thesis (cumulative acceptable)
80-day fast documented and submitted
Practicum (2 or more case studies with full before/after logs)
Public thesis defense (live or recorded)
6.3 Posthumous and Honorary Degrees
The Chancellor may confer honorary or posthumous degrees for:
Lifelong contribution to terrain theory
Published work exceeding 1,000 pages
National or global impact in terrain restoration
Notable fasts (120+ days supervised)
VII. Academic Integrity and Conduct
7.1 Integrity Statement
All students must commit to the Terrain Code of Honor:
I will not lie about what I’ve healed
I will not fake fasts
I will not plagiarize the terrain
I will listen before I teach
I will always point back to Yahweh, not myself
7.2 Disciplinary Actions
Violations may result in:
Revisions or resubmissions
Suspension from the Provider Registry
Revocation of CEUs or certification
Permanent removal in cases of fraud
7.3 Ethical Grounds for Removal
Students may be removed from AHU for:
Teaching germ theory as ultimate truth
Discrediting biblical terrain methods publicly
Causing harm through reckless counsel
Mocking or trivializing fasting, repentance, or sacred health
VIII. Appeals and Review Board
8.1 Academic Appeals
Students may appeal:
Thesis evaluation
Practicum rejections
CEU course disputes
8.2 Appeals Process
Submit written appeal within 30 days
Reviewed by Academic Council (within 21 days)
May include spiritual discernment panel
Final decision issued in writing
8.3 Restorative Justice Track
In some cases, students may undergo a restorative terrain assignment rather than suspension or failure. This may include fasting, repentance projects, or community service within the AHU network.