Absurd Health University

A Division of Klesia University (Wyoming Nonprofit Corporation)
Where the Fasted Body Becomes the Healed Body
Faith-Based | Terrain-Centered | Spirit-Led | Practitioner-Forged

Institutional Status & Academic Vision

Absurd Health University operates as the medical, nutritional, and natural healing division of Klesia University, a nonprofit religious and educational institution registered in the State of Wyoming. Governed by U.S. First Amendment protections for faith-based education and ecclesiastical training, Absurd Health University offers graduate-level programs in biblical, terrain-based, and naturopathic healing.

We do not offer state-licensed medical degrees.
We train a new generation of terrain doctors, fasting specialists, and natural medicine leaders—individuals prepared to walk patients out of dysfunction and into restoration through the science of the body's internal design, biblical healing mandates, and evidence-based nutritional therapeutics.

A New Model of Academic Medicine

Absurd Health University was founded on a bold but essential truth:
Modern medicine has lost its way.
In its place must rise a new class of health professionals—ones who understand the gut as a gate, the terrain as sacred, and fasting as the divine key to regeneration.

Our graduate programs are academically rigorous, theologically rooted, and biologically demanding.
We emphasize:

  • Scientific fasting models and terrain rehabilitation

  • Clinical natural medicine based on organs, minerals, oils, and ancestral foods

  • Gut terrain repair, parasite removal, and fungal cleansing

  • Spiritual neurobiology, trauma metabolism, and emotional healing

  • Biblical insight applied to cellular physiology and metabolic reset

Degrees are earned through real coursework, extensive fasting, written mastery, and spiritual discernment in clinical application.

Programs and Degrees Offered

We confer the following graduate-level degrees and credentials:

  • M.Nat. – Master of Naturopathy

  • D.N.N.M. – Doctor of Nutritional & Natural Medicine

  • D.T.P. – Doctor of Terrain Parasitology

  • D.E.I. – Doctor of Effective Immortality

  • Certified Gut Sealer™

  • Certified Fasting Specialist™

  • Crown Titles and Chancellor Honors (by nomination)

All degrees require:

  • Completion of all assigned modules and readings

  • A supervised or documented fast (40 days for master’s, 80 days for doctorates)

  • Submission of a full-length thesis or published body of work

  • Oral or written defense of one’s conclusions and clinical reasoning

Legal & Accreditation Position

Absurd Health University is a private educational institution operating under the legal covering of Klesia University, a registered Wyoming nonprofit. As a faith-based school, we are not required to seek accreditation from Title IV funding agencies or secular state boards. However, our programs are built to meet or exceed the academic rigor of comparable naturopathic or functional medicine programs. Graduates are eligible to apply for board certification.

Graduates are encouraged to operate as private health consultants, natural health educators, terrain protocol architects, or spiritual health counselors. Degrees may also be recognized by allied holistic, theological, or ecclesiastical institutions depending on jurisdiction.

Master of Naturopathy

The M.Nat. program is a spiritually grounded, terrain-based master’s degree designed to equip students with the knowledge, discernment, and fasting-centered protocols needed to reverse chronic illness and restore the body to its original order. Rooted in both Scripture and science, the curriculum prepares practitioners to navigate the front lines of health breakdown with faith, physiology, and herbological wisdom. Every graduate emerges not just with theory, but with living evidence of cellular renewal through a required 40-day fast and terrain thesis.

Doctor of Nutritional & Natural Medicine (D.N.N.M.)

The D.N.N.M. is the flagship doctorate of Absurd Health University, reserved for those prepared to undergo the deepest academic, biological, and spiritual refinement in the healing arts. This program demands an 80-day documented fast, a 1,000-page thesis on terrain transformation, and mastery of nutritional therapeutics from molecular pathways to divine design. Graduates leave with authority not granted by institutions, but by experience—the authority of one who has walked through the fire and emerged with the blueprint for resurrection.

Continuing Education Credits

AHU offers continuing education credits towards the fulfillment of certification courses and licensure requirements

My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge: because thou hast rejected knowledge, I will also reject thee, that thou shalt be no priest to me: seeing thou hast forgotten the Law of thy God, I will also forget thy children.

— Hosea 4:6

Our Distinction

What makes Absurd Health University different?

  • Every program includes fasting as core curriculum, not optional reading

  • Every faculty member has lived the terrain model, not just studied it

  • Every student leaves with a thesis, a transformed biology, and real tools

  • Every course is rooted in Scripture, ancestral wisdom, and modern therapeutic insight

We are not training health influencers.
We are forming terrain physicians of the future—restorers of the body, instructors of the spirit, and stewards of metabolic truth.

Apply Today

Absurd Health University is not for the casual learner.
It is for those called to walk the narrow road of biological sanctification—
to rediscover what it means to heal, not manage; to restore, not cope.
To graduate is to be changed—mentally, spiritually, physically.

If you are ready to study what the world has forgotten,
If you are ready to fast, to read, to write, and to teach—
Then welcome.

Absurd Health University: Where Medicine Begins Again.