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Start with clarity, choose the right level of guidance, and get a terrain-informed plan that meets you where you are.
“You do not need to keep navigating a complex health situation alone. I’d be glad to help you make sense of it.”
Dr M.A. Æsír - Clinical Director Absurd Health
20-Minute Clinical Direction Consult
$95
A focused consultation to determine whether your case is appropriate for Absurd Health and what level of support makes sense.
This is the best starting point if you are unsure where to begin, if you want to speak with a clinician before committing to a larger process, or if you need help deciding between a full consultation, protocol, diagnostic path, or structured system.
Best for:
People who are unsure where to begin.
People who want to speak with a clinician first.
People deciding between a full consultation, diagnostics, protocol design, or another path.
People who need strategic direction without a full written report.
Your healing starts with one conversation.
This discounted first session is your doorway into the Absurd approach. In just 20 minutes, you’ll meet with a trained naturopath, share your story, ask key questions, and receive Spirit-led direction for your next step. No pressure. No commitment. Just clarity.
If you’ve been wondering where to begin—this is it.
MOST COMPREHENSIVE
Full Clinical Consultation
$795
A comprehensive case review and protocol design process for complex, diagnosed, unresolved, or long-term health patterns.
This is for people who need more than general advice. We review the larger case pattern, identify likely terrain drivers, and organize the next steps into a clear written strategy.
Includes:
✔️ Case review.
✔️ Terrain-based interpretation.
✔️ Personalized protocol.
✔️ Supplement and formulation recommendations.
✔️ Full lab review.
✔️ Written Aha Report.
✔️ Clear next steps.
A one-time, 90-minute session designed to assess your core terrain disruptions. You’ll receive a custom plan tailored to your symptoms, history, and spiritual goals.
For those ready to understand the root.
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Choose the step that feels right for you and take the next step towards better health.