Absurd Weight Loss: 50 Pounds in 40 Days
The Fat Burn Protocol That Changes Everything
$995 — Same Cost as One Month of Ozempic. Only This One Actually Works.
“You’re not heavy because you’re weak.
You’re heavy because you’re toxic.”
This program clears both.
You don’t need another injection, another starvation diet, or another shame cycle.
You need a system reboot — one that restores your body to its original metabolic design.
This is not a fad. It’s not a gimmick.
It’s the only method that removes the root cause of weight retention: terrain dysfunction and toxin overload.
What You Can Expect
Lose up to 50 pounds in 40 days — safely, aggressively, and naturally
Release heavy metals, plastics, and fat-bound toxins that have trapped weight for decades
Restore hormone sensitivity (especially leptin, insulin, and cortisol)
Turn on natural energy, mood, and mitochondrial power
Eliminate sugar cravings and bloat
Burn real fat, not water or muscle
Keep it off for life — because your body won’t want it back
Why This Works (When Ozempic Doesn’t)
Ozempic starves your appetite by hijacking your GLP-1 pathway — but it never heals your body.
You lose weight temporarily… and often gain it back.
Worse, it causes:
Gallbladder damage
Hormonal dysregulation
Muscle loss
Emotional flatness
Gut dysfunction
In some cases - blindness and stomach destruction
You don’t want to suppress your hunger.
You want to retrain your body to burn fat the way God designed it to.
We don’t force weight loss. We unblock it.
Through fasting, detoxification, and terrain realignment — your body will voluntarily release the fat it’s been hoarding to protect you from poisons
The Absurd Weight Loss Protocol
What you’ll follow:
OMAD Fasting: One meal a day, nutrient-dense, terrain-supporting
Electrolyte Recalibration: High-dose magnesium, potassium, and bicarbonate
Heavy Metal Flush: Binders, herbs, and bile stimulation to dump aluminum, mercury, and plastics
Parasite & Fungal Kill: Hidden infections that cause cravings, bloat, and metabolic block
Liver + Gallbladder Unclogging: Restore bile flow to release weight and hormones
Emotional & Spiritual Reset: Identify the soul roots of weight retention (grief, shame, fear)
You’re Not Just Fat — You’re Defended
The body gains weight when it’s under threat.
Toxins stored in fat to avoid organ damage
Trauma stored in fat to avoid emotional flooding
Parasites and pathogens demanding sugar
Bile trapped, hormones confused, hunger hijacked
The answer is not calorie counting. It’s terrain cleansing.
The answer is not a shot. It’s a reset.
The Program: $995
Same cost as one month of Ozempic.
Only this is:
✔ One-time
✔ Permanent
✔ Life-giving
✔ Root-level
What’s Included:
Full 40-Day Protocol PDF (instant download)
Daily support guide + food lists
Supplement & binder cheat sheet
2x 1-on-1 consults (Beginning + Midpoint)
Emotional healing exercises + spiritual insight map
Refeed phase instructions so you never rebound
Add optional coaching: +$295 for 4 live check-ins
Group version launching Fall 2025
The Weight Isn’t Just on Your Body
“Cast off every weight and the sin that so easily entangles…” — Hebrews 12:1
This is more than fat loss. It’s soul release.
When you lose 50 pounds this way, you don’t just shrink.
You resurrect.
Book now. Begin today.
This weight won’t survive your healing.