Concierge Medicine designed for complex and treatment-resistant cases

We help people resolve complex, chronic, and treatment-resistant health conditions through custom protocols, precision supplements, and early diagnostic insight.

Think of us like an old school apothecary practicing under a brand new healthcare system.

Terrain Medicine

We are the world leaders and pioneers in Terrain Medicine, the medical system we always should have had. In many chronic and treatment-resistant cases, symptoms are not the root problem — they are the signals of deeper systemic imbalance.

Terrain Medicine works by identifying and addressing those underlying drivers across metabolism, immunity, neurology, hormones, and detoxification pathways. We are dedicated to establish terrain medicine as a true alternative medical system to the allopathic.

Our work centers on structured analysis, targeted diagnostics, and personalized protocols — not generic advice.

Fertility Issues?

Terrain Medicine has shown itself to be effective for treating all forms of infertility. We are world leaders in safe estrogen removal for women, in addition to whole person hormonal restoration. We would welcome the opportunity to consult.


What We Treat

We work with a wide range of conditions — including complex, overlapping, and “unsolved” cases.

We specialize in:

  • Autoimmune and inflammatory diseases

  • Neurological and neurodevelopmental disorders

  • Autism spectrum conditions

  • Chronic fatigue and post-viral syndromes

  • Type II Diabetes Remission

  • Hormonal and endocrine dysfunction

  • Gut disorders and microbiome collapse

  • Psychiatric and mood disorders

  • Chronic pain and degenerative conditions

  • Immune suppression and immune overactivation

  • Toxicity-driven illness

  • Parasite and biofilm-associated conditions

  • Mitochondrial and metabolic dysfunction

  • Multi-system and treatment-resistant cases

Drug or Alcohol Issues?

We have a natural treatment that can turn your dopamine from spiking to tonic (stable). This means that alcohol and other substances like marijuana will no longer work as they used to, and the individual will not longer be able to get ‘high.’ This state of dopamine is the preferred form. We can also metabolically move the body from fight/flight mode to ‘stable security.’ If rehab hasn’t worked for you, we’d love to help with a one time, easy and effective treatment that also gives a nice SSRI boost on the tail end. Those that have done the program report that they no longer feel like they ‘need’ alcohol. Sugar cravings also diminish. Very powerful framework

Neuroketotic Framework
$495.00

Lose 50lbs in 40 days*

$499 (save $249 with SPRING promotion)

A structured, guided biblically based system that designed to reset metabolism, immune function, inflammation, and neurological signaling. It is led by coaches and Terrain Physicians whom have all completed the fast.

This is our signature product and in our opinion, the most incredible thing you could ever do.

This option is ideal for those ready to commit to incredible transformation.

*Results vary but are typical for overweight individuals.

PSA: Do you have diabetes? Tired of injections?

We have a highly effective natural and biblically based protocol which has shown to put Diabetes Type II into remission within 10 days. We welcome your inquiry to get signed up.

Treatment is only $495 with a money back guarantee. if it doesn’t cure your diabetes, we’ll refund your full program cost.

Do you have Type I Diabetes? Please contact us.

Diabetes Treatment
$495.00

Diagnostic Kits

Our diagnostic kits are designed to identify the early warnings from over 100 major illnesses, up to 15 years before the illness happens.

The Best Healthcare is never getting sick to begin with

Terrain Medicine has powerful treatments for certain illnesses

If you or a loved one have Type II diabetes, heart disease, metabolic conditions, weight loss issues, chronic headaches, microbiome or food sensitivities (including Celiacs, Gluten Issues, Dairy Issues), please contact us straight away - we have protocols and products that are highly effective.

We are also seeing great results for natural treatments for Autism Spectrum Disorder, ADHD/ADD, and similar behavioral issues using our proprietary customized electrolyte blends. Very often we have seen issues in children are biological not neurological.

Supplement Kits & Targeted Protocols

Precision Supplement Kits

Designed to treat, not “support.”

Our kits are condition-specific, protocol-based, and built for outcomes — not trends.

We design condition-specific formulations for individuals with complex or treatment-resistant cases.

This includes:

  • Protocol-specific blends

  • Advanced ratio adjustments

  • Active Dosing (no RDA fluff)

  • Multi-system targeting

Custom formulations are prescribed following consultation.

Do you or a loved one have Alzheimers, Parkinsons or ALS?

We have developed a testing suite which can early detect the markers for these conditions, and if caught early, we have seen reversals of conditions. We are particularly focused on ALS research, with our work potentially able to double linespans, and in some cases remission.

Covenant Psychology

One-on-One Sessions

$129 per session

Covenant Psychology is a Biblical psychological system designed to become a holistic alternative to the vast majority of modern psychological approaches which are Freudian in foundation. Our modality is available for individuals seeking:

  • Psychological stabilization

  • Trauma processing

  • Identity restructuring

  • Emotional regulation during physical healing

Sessions are conducted by skilled therapists trained in this framework. We have seen CP to be very successful with certain conditions.

Covenant Psychology Session
$129.00

FREE Case Inquiry

If you are unsure whether your case is appropriate, or if you are seeking guidance before booking, please Submit a FREE Case Inquiry

Our team will review your information and, if appropriate, send a brief screener or intake form automatically.

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These resources exist to support understanding — not to replace action.

Start Here

If you’d like your case considered by our team, please book a consult below. This is the first step to engaging with us.

20-Minute Clinical Directional Consult

$95

This is a short, focused conversation designed to help determine whether and how we can work with your case.

This consult is appropriate if you:

  • Are unsure which service to begin with

  • Have a diagnosis or complex symptom picture and want direction

  • Want to understand whether your case is appropriate for our protocols

  • Prefer to speak with a clinician before committing to a full engagement

During this consult we will:

  • Review your primary concern or diagnosis

  • Clarify the likely terrain-level drivers involved

  • Determine whether your case is appropriate for our work

  • Recommend next steps (full consult, protocol, diagnostics, or system entry)

This is not a full diagnostic evaluation and does not include a written protocol or report.

If you decide to move forward with a full clinical consultation or protocol, the $95 consult fee is credited toward your total.

Intro Consultation — 20 Minutes
$95.00

Your healing starts with one conversation.

This discounted first session is your doorway into the Absurd approach. In just 20 minutes, you’ll meet with a trained naturopath, share your story, ask key questions, and receive Spirit-led direction for your next step. No pressure. No commitment. Just clarity.

If you’ve been wondering where to begin—this is it.

The Only Healthcare with a Money Back Guarantee

If you don’t see any meaningful improvement towards your goals, you pay nothing.

Join the movement of Absurd Health.
Sign up, schedule a consult, or get started on your healing journey today.