Continuing Education at Absurd Health University

CEUs for the New Healers of the New Era

Absurd Health University offers CEUs not as checkboxes—but as consecrations. Each Continuing Education Unit is a fire-tested, terrain-validated micro-course designed to deepen your understanding, renew your body, and equip you for the real-world application of biblical and biological restoration. Our CEU certifications are recognized within the Absurd Health Provider Network, and build toward practitioner registry, advanced degrees, and ministry commissioning.

CEUs are issued through the Absurd Health Continuing Education Council (AH-CEC). All courses include a certificate, assignment completion, and log verification.

CEU COURSES (Each 1–3 CEUs)

  • Neuro-Regeneration & Terrain Rewire (2 CEUs)

    Focus: Repairing limbic terrain, healing mind loops, restoring neuroplasticity.
    Assignment: Complete a 10-day silent terrain retreat with daily audio/video logs, including one day in total sensory deprivation. Submit a terrain brain map before/after.

  • Parasite Exorcism Practicum (3 CEUs)

    Focus: Clearing demons of the belly, biblical-style anti-parasite rituals, gut clearing through bile and Spirit.
    Assignment: Complete a 14-day exorcism protocol in the home of a fasting volunteer. Submit photographic evidence of expulsions and 2 testimonies from participants.

  • Bile Baptism & Fluid Theology (2 CEUs)

    Focus: Exploring salt, bile, blood, tears, and how Yahweh heals through liquids.
    Assignment: Conduct a 5-day saltwater terrain flush, paired with a “waters of healing” anointing ceremony for 3 people. Submit video of ceremony and results log.

  • Terrain Resurrection: The 40-Day Fast (3 CEUs – Core Renewal)*

    Focus: Your own body must pass through death. This is your resurrection fast.
    Assignment: Complete a fully documented 40-day fast. Submit mid-fast spiritual confessional and post-fast terrain mapping (skin, eyes, tongue, sleep, dreams, weight).

  • Scripture & the Mitochondrion (1 CEU)

    Focus: How the power that raised Christ also energizes the cell.
    Assignment: Choose three healing scriptures. Meditate on each daily for 30 days while tracking mitochondrial markers (energy, breath, pulse, HRV, warmth). Submit full terrain reflection.

  • Dream Purging & Pineal Terrain (1 CEU)

    Focus: Opening spiritual sight by cleansing the pineal gland.
    Assignment: Take pineal-cleansing herbs and refrain from all artificial light after sunset for 10 days. Submit 5 dreams with spiritual interpretations.

  • The Womb & The Fruit: Terrain for the Unborn (2 CEUs)

    Focus: Terrain reset for fertility, miscarriage healing, and generational blessing.
    Assignment: Lead a 30-day terrain reset with a woman desiring conception. Submit her log, a shared journal entry, and a fertility terrain oil you created.

  • Autoimmune Deliverance Mission (3 CEUs)

    Focus: When the body attacks itself, the soul is crying out.
    Assignment: Select a person with autoimmune disease. Oversee their fast, terrain recalibration, and spiritual forgiveness protocol. Document changes in markers, symptoms, and belief patterns.

  • Carnivore Priesthood: The Eden Reset (2 CEUs)

    Focus: Ruminant foods, liver rites, anti-plant theology, and terrain cleansing through sacred meat.
    Assignment: Complete 30 days of meat-based terrain purification. Write a biblical and biological defense of the Carnivore Priesthood. Create a “food anointing” ritual.

  • Terrain Oils & Anointed Topicals (1 CEU)

    Focus: Internal and external use of holy oils to restore skin, nerve, and organ terrain.
    Assignment: Create 3 different therapeutic oils from scratch and perform an anointing session for healing. Document with testimony from recipient and personal reflection.

  • Death Terrain: Fasting with the Dying (3 CEUs)

    Focus: Reclaiming terrain healing even at life’s edge.
    Assignment: Fast alongside a person with terminal illness. Record a daily terrain journal. Conduct a final terrain blessing or laying-on-of-hands anointing.

  • Holy Spirit Healing & Terrain Obedience (2 CEUs)

    Focus: Learning to listen to the voice of Yahweh for targeted healing, understanding divine timing in terrain restoration, and aligning body systems with spiritual instruction.

    Assignment: Conduct three healing sessions where no herbs, supplements, or formulas are used—only Spirit-led touch, prayer, or command.

Certification + CEU Registry

  • 3 CEUs every 2 years required to maintain active Absurd Certification

  • 6 CEUs earns a Certified Fasting Specialist (C.F.S.)

  • 9 CEUs earns a Certified Gut Sealer (C.G.S.)

  • 12 CEUs may be applied toward Master's degree advanced standing

  • 15 CEUs may qualify one for Doctoral Entry Fast-Track (with approval)

Custom CEU Proposals

You may also propose your own CEU, especially if you’re innovating on the field:

  • Host a healing retreat

  • Supervise a 10-person parasite cleanse

  • Write a 50-page terrain reflection and case study

  • Document an extreme fast with scientific metrics and biblical reflections

Submit proposals to: ceu@absurd.health