Our Story
Nearly a decade ago, the Lord gave a vision—one that would change everything.
In a waking vision, an image came into view: three women, all pregnant, each at a different stage of bringing forth something holy. The first, already near birth, was Klesia—a movement of art, revelation, and sacred creativity. The second, still forming but unmistakably alive, was Absurd. And the third—a mystery yet to unfold—was a project for a later time, hidden in the womb of Yahweh’s providence.
Then came two questions.
“How will this be funded?”
The answer: Agriculture.
“What do we do now?”
The answer: Go.
What followed was not immediate glory, but years of wilderness. Of learning, failing, researching, fasting, listening. We tried to make it happen ourselves, but the timing was too early and we were not ready. We then understood that the ‘Go’ meant ‘Go prepare yourself.’ So that we did. We were not doctors. We were not farmers. We were nobodies. And that is precisely why the Lord chose us—so that no man could boast, and so that every breakthrough could testify to Him alone.
Now, the time has come.
Through years of hidden labor, Absurd Health was conceived, tested, and refined. It carries the DNA of heaven—offering Holy Spirit-led healing, resurrection fasting protocols, and terrain-based agricultural restoration. It begins just as the vision promised: with the soil, with God's medicine, and with a mandate to heal what the world said was incurable.
This is no mere health project. This is prophetic fulfillment.
In later encounters with the Lord, we were shown the future. We saw what a healed people look like. What it feels like to walk in bodies filled with light. What it means when sickness becomes memory, not reality. The air was different. The people were radiant. The soil was alive again. It was Eden—restored.
We don’t claim to know every step ahead. But we know this:
The vision is real. The time is now. And this project is close to the Lord’s heart.
Absurd Health is not a brand. It is a revelation, born in fasting, consecration, and obedience. And it will not stop until the final promise is fulfilled:
“There shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away.”
— Revelation 21:4, Geneva Bible
This is the story of Absurd. A healing movement born of heaven, fueled by faith, and destined to restore the earth.
Are you ready to join us?
Klesia
The first of the women was Klesia - a ministry that brings forth what no eye has seen - art that honors the Creator. The art on this website was completed by Klesia. We welcome you checking out their site at www.klesia.org
Absurd
The second of the women was Absurd. She has given birth and the result is this website and business. She was the form of Holy Spirit healing for the nations.
Destinato
The third of the women named ‘Destinatio’ has not yet given birth, but will shortly after the movement forward of Absurd. We honor the order Yahweh gave.
