Contact Us

We’re here to help you walk in healing—body, mind, and spirit.

Whether you're reaching out about a product, seeking biblical guidance, or asking how to begin your healing journey, the Absurd Health team is honored to serve you. We believe healing begins with clarity, and we’re committed to providing Spirit-led support with excellence and integrity.

📬 How to Reach Us

  • Email: hello@absurdhealth.com

  • Phone/Text: +1.7077-ABSURD

  • Hours: Sunday–Thursday, 9AM–5PM (EST)

  • Prayer Requests:

💬 What You Can Contact Us About

We welcome your questions regarding:

  • Orders, shipping, or tracking

  • Product details or supplement guidance

  • Retreats, intensives, or biblical counseling inquiries

  • Wholesale, affiliate, or ministry partnership opportunities

  • Feedback, praise reports, or healing testimonials

  • Technical issues with downloads or subscriptions

We aim to reply to most inquiries within 1–2 business days.

⚠️ Please Note

  • We do not provide medical diagnoses, prescriptions, or emergency care. If you're experiencing a health crisis, please contact emergency services or your physician immediately.

  • All services and materials are spiritual and educational in nature and should not replace licensed medical advice.

  • We are a faith-based ministry, not a secular medical provider. Our services are protected under the First Amendment and grounded in biblical truth.

🙏 Submit a Testimonial or Prayer Need

Have a healing story or a breakthrough to share? Want our team to lift you up in prayer?

We read every submission and count it a joy to walk with you.