Contact & Case Inquiry

If you have a question about our services, products, or whether your case may be appropriate for our work, you may contact our team below.

We aim to respond to most inquiries within 1–2 business days.

How to Reach Us

Email: hello@absurdhealth.com
Phone / Text: +1-707-7-ABSURD
Hours: Sunday–Thursday, 9:00 AM – 5:00 PM (EST)

Appropriate Reasons to Contact Us

You may contact us regarding:

• Questions about consultations or protocols

• Whether your case is appropriate for our services

• Orders, shipping, or product support

• Diagnostic kits or supplement offerings

• Partnership or wholesale inquiries

• Technical issues with access or downloads

If you are unsure where to begin, a brief inquiry is appropriate.

Before You Contact Us

Please note:

• We do not provide emergency services. If you are experiencing an urgent medical issue, contact emergency services or your primary care provider.

• Initial contact is for informational and intake purposes only.

• Clinical work begins through a scheduled consultation or protocol enrollment.

Testimonials & Messages

If you would like to share feedback, a testimonial, or a message of encouragement, you may do so here. While we read all submissions, we may not be able to respond individually.