Fasting & Detox Protocols

Return to the Desert. Reclaim the Temple.

The body doesn’t just need nutrients—it needs cleansing.
True healing begins when we stop feeding decay and begin the sacred undoing that Scripture calls fasting. At Absurd, we do not treat fasting as a trend. We treat it as a sacrament of restoration—a biblical, biological, and spiritual recalibration of the entire human terrain.

Our detox protocols are built on years of clinical experience, Holy Spirit revelation, and scriptural study. They are not starvation plans. They are covenant journeys—resetting neurotransmitters, killing parasites, reversing autoimmune storms, and resurrecting cellular fire.

This is terrain healing at the root.
This is how Yeshua overcame the wilderness.

Our Core Protocols

  • The Absurd Fast

    A 40-day OMAD fast modeled on Christ’s wilderness journey.
    Combined with strategic herbs, binders, and gut-sealing rhythms.
    Designed to remove parasites, reset insulin, cleanse emotional trauma, and regenerate every organ system.

    By Invitation Only

  • The 14-Day Parasite Cleanse

    Fast, targeted, aggressive.
    For those who can’t yet do a 40-day fast but need breakthrough now.
    Kills worms, clears yeast and protozoa, and includes prayer points for deliverance.

  • The Resurrection Protocol

    A 40- to 80-day spiritual fast paired with structured water, terrain organ support, and soul realignment.
    For those called to resurrect biology, mind, and spirit.

    By invitation only.

  • Micro-Protocols & Seasonal Detox

    Short 3–7 day terrain fasts using bitter herbs, broth cycles, adrenal resets, and biblical cleanses. Designed to be layered throughout the year for maintenance and rhythm alignment.

Featured Book

Featured Book

You’re Not Broken. You’re Just Infested.

Brain fog. Cravings. Fatigue. Mood swings. Hormonal chaos.
If you’ve tried every diet, supplement, or medication and still feel off—there’s a reason.
Parasites. And not the kind you’ve heard about.

This groundbreaking manual from Absurd Health reveals the spiritual and biological truth: many chronic symptoms are not flaws in your design, but signs that your terrain has been invaded. From sleeplessness to autoimmune disease, from irrational fears to overwhelming cravings—parasites hijack more than your digestion. They target your neurotransmitters, your hormones, even your ability to feel God’s presence.

This isn’t a gentle cleanse.
This is biological warfare—mapped out in Scripture, confirmed in the gut, and guided by the Holy Spirit.

  • No juice. No sugar. No gimmicks.

  • Rooted in Scripture and terrain biology, not pop health.

  • May help with serious health conditions—from autism recovery to autoimmune remission.

  • Paired with deliverance prayer, not just pills.

  • Customized per client: body type, history, trauma, spiritual readiness.

  • Built to restore neurotransmitters (dopamine, GABA, serotonin) and gut-brain clarity.

Why Our Approach Is Different

This kind goeth not out, but by prayer and fasting

— Matthew 17:21

Fasting is not extreme.
Living in chronic inflammation, confusion, and spiritual bondage is.

Your terrain remembers Eden.
Let us walk you back to it..

We offer consultation and coaching towards therapeutic biblical based fasting. To discover if fasting may be a fit for you, we encourage you to schedule a FREE consultation.