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Absurd Health
📧 support@absurdhealth.com
📞 7077-ABSURD

1. Purpose of This Disclosure

Absurd Health is a faith-based wellness platform grounded in biblical teachings and the spiritual authority of the Holy Spirit. We offer services such as:

• Biblical counseling

• Deliverance and intercessory prayer

• Inner healing and fasting support

• Spirit-led health coaching

• Scripturally based emotional renewal

These services are offered as religious and spiritual ministry, not as clinical mental health care, psychiatry, or licensed psychotherapy.

2. Not Licensed Mental Health Services

Unless otherwise explicitly stated by a credentialed provider under formal contract, we do not operate as:

• Licensed clinical psychologists

• Licensed marriage and family therapists (LMFTs)

• Social workers (LCSWs, LISWs)

• Psychiatrists, MDs, or licensed counselors (LPCs)

We are not governed by the licensing boards of mental health professions, nor do we claim to offer such services.

Our services are explicitly religious in nature and are provided under the protections of the First Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, which ensures the free exercise of religion and freedom of speech.

3. Nature of Services

Services offered through Absurd Health may include:

• Scriptural reflection and biblical exhortation

• Prayer and Spirit-led intercession

• Faith-based discussion of emotions and life choices

• Inner healing sessions seeking to restore identity in Christ

• Fasting, repentance, and surrender to Yahweh as spiritual disciplines

• Instruction and encouragement to follow Yeshua and walk in holiness

These services are based on the Bible, not psychology, and are intended for spiritual formation, not treatment of clinical disorders.

4. No Diagnosis or Treatment

We do not diagnose or treat:

• Mental illness or psychiatric conditions

• Emotional or behavioral disorders

• Trauma-related syndromes

• Addictions as defined in clinical literature

We offer prayer, scriptural support, and spiritual companionship for those desiring healing in line with biblical truth—not therapeutic interventions as defined by secular standards.

If you believe you are experiencing a medical or psychiatric emergency, you must call 911 or seek immediate care from a licensed medical professional.

5. Voluntary Participation and Personal Responsibility

By participating in any of our services, you understand and agree that:

• You are engaging in religious ministry, not professional therapy

• You take full responsibility for your emotional and physical wellbeing

• You have the right to end participation at any time

• You will consult a licensed provider if you are experiencing suicidal thoughts, self-harm impulses, or mental instability

Absurd Health reserves the right to refer clients to licensed professionals when appropriate or when spiritual care may not be sufficient for your needs.

6. Protected Religious Expression

We affirm that all services rendered by Absurd Health fall under:

• Faith-based pastoral and spiritual guidance

• First Amendment–protected religious expression

• Constitutional freedoms to share and receive prayer, biblical teaching, and divine healing

We do not practice under, nor are we required to comply with, the guidelines of secular licensing boards for psychology or medicine.

This disclosure ensures transparency for those engaging with our platform and reinforces our commitment to lawful, honest, and uncompromised spiritual care.

7. Acknowledgement

By using this site or engaging with any of our services, you acknowledge that:

• You have read and understood this Religious Services Disclosure

• You are voluntarily choosing to participate in religious services

• You agree not to interpret these services as a substitute for licensed clinical care

• You waive all claims that may arise from misunderstanding the nature of our platform

📧 support@absurdhealth.com
📞 7077-ABSURD