Effective Date: 1ST JUNE 2025
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Important Notice Regarding Testimonials and Healing Stories

Absurd Health proudly shares real testimonials from individuals who have experienced powerful transformations in body, mind, and spirit through our materials, protocols, and prayer-based services.

These testimonials may reference:

• Spiritual or emotional breakthroughs

• Physical healing following fasting or detox

• Mental clarity or reduced symptoms of chronic conditions

• Renewed energy, vitality, or sense of purpose

• Deliverance from addiction, fear, or long-standing affliction

These stories are authentic, and we honor the courage of those who choose to share them.

No Guaranteed Outcomes

While these testimonials reflect sincere personal experiences, they are not intended to guarantee or promise any specific results for you.

You acknowledge and agree that:

• Each individual is unique. Biological, psychological, and spiritual responses vary widely.

• Results are not typical and cannot be assumed, predicted, or promised.

• Any healing, weight loss, recovery, or reversal of symptoms mentioned by others is not assured for you.

• Outcomes depend on a range of personal factors, including past trauma, dietary habits, spiritual posture, underlying health conditions, and lifestyle.

We do not claim that our services, products, or content will diagnose, treat, or cure any disease. We provide educational and spiritual tools; how you engage them is your responsibility.

No Substitute for Medical Advice

The testimonials found on this site are not clinical evidence, and should not be interpreted as a substitute for professional medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment.

We encourage all users to:

• Consult with a licensed healthcare provider before beginning any detox, fasting, or supplement protocol

• Use discretion when reading dramatic testimonials or stories of healing

• Take responsibility for discerning what is appropriate for your unique body and faith journey

Consent to Share Testimonials

If you voluntarily submit a testimonial—via email, comment, voice message, or video—you grant Absurd Health the perpetual right to use your submission in whole or in part, with or without your name, across all platforms and media unless you explicitly request confidentiality in writing.

We reserve the right to edit for clarity, grammar, or formatting, but will never fabricate or alter the meaning of your words.

Governing Law and Dispute Resolution

This disclaimer is governed by the laws of the State of Ohio, and any disputes will be resolved in Hamilton County, Ohio. You waive the right to claim misleading advertising or results-based guarantees based on any testimonial you have read, heard, or seen on our platform.

Contact Us

If you have questions about this disclaimer or want to share your story responsibly, please contact:

📧 support@absurdhealth.com
📞 7077-ABSURD