“I am Yahweh who heals you.” – Exodus 15:26
Our story
Absurd Health began with a simple but dangerous conviction: The modern medical system has forgotten God.
We watched people we loved fall through the cracks of a broken system—diagnosed but never healed, medicated but never transformed. We saw believers struggle under physical affliction, emotional torment, and spiritual confusion, while being offered nothing but pills and coping strategies.
We knew there had to be another way.
And the Holy Spirit showed us—there is.
A Parallel Spirit Led System
Absurd Health is not just a health company. It is a call from heaven.
We are building a parallel healthcare system—one that honors Yahweh as the Healer, centers Scripture as the foundation, and restores the connection between body, mind, and spirit.
We offer what no secular clinic can:
Healing that begins with repentance and deliverance
Fasting and detoxification as sacred protocols
Biblically grounded mental health support
Spiritual warfare against root-level affliction
A marketplace of pure, clean, God-honoring foods and supplements
Here, you won’t be gaslit, dismissed, or managed—you’ll be called higher.
A System Where Healing is Holy Again
We source food from farms that fear the Lord.
We craft supplements in prayer.
We build protocols that dismantle demonic oppression and cleanse the gut.
Every formula, every session, every email—is soaked in intercession.
We’re not here to be cute or clever.
We are here because the world is dying under pharmakeia, and the church has forgotten how to heal.
We are reclaiming the ground.
We are tearing down Babylon’s pharmacy and raising up the altar.
Why "Absurd"?
The name was given to us by the Holy Spirit. It means:
Absurd to the world—because healing through fasting and prayer sounds foolish to the proud.
Absurd to religion—because we follow the Spirit, not systems.
Absurd to science—until the miracles speak for themselves.
But to those being healed, it is wisdom. It is power.
It is what they’ve been praying for.
“And as ye go, preach, saying, The kingdom of heaven is at hand. Heal the sick, cleanse the lepers, raise the dead, cast out devils: freely ye have received, freely give.”
- Matthew 10:7–8, Geneva Bible
What We're Building
This is just the beginning.
A telehealth network of Spirit-led counselors, nutritionists, and coaches
A supplement line that doesn’t just label Scriptures but is birthed in prayer
A farm-to-table supply chain that feeds the body and nourishes the soul
Christian retreats and intensives that bring real deliverance, not feel-good theology
Books and guides that unveil the deception in modern health and show believers how to heal, biblically
We are doing what no hospital will.
We are treating the spirit. We are cleansing the terrain.
We are raising the dead.
The Invitation
If you’re tired of the pills.
If the tests all come back “normal,” but you know something is deeply wrong.
If the weight of trauma still sits in your chest.
If you’ve tried everything—and nothing has worked...
Come.
There is healing here.
Not because we are good—but because Yahweh is the same yesterday, today, and forever.
And His Spirit is still healing the broken.