DOCTORATE DR.

Effective Immortality

Program Overview

The Doctorate in Effective Immortality is not about chasing fantasy—it is about reclaiming biblical lifespan, terrain integrity, and multi-systemic cellular renewal through fasting, metabolic healing, spiritual discipline, and molecular dominion. This program trains elite practitioners to pioneer the next century of human longevity—not through gene edits or artificial enhancements, but through the restoration of terrain, soul, and mitochondrial clarity. Grounded in the Genesis blueprint of 120 years and the postlapsarian decay timeline, this doctorate reactivates the ancient laws of bodily preservation through terrain transformation, neuroregeneration, and metabolic resurrection.

Degree: D.E.I. – Doctor of Effective Immortality

Length: Self-paced (average 18–30 months)
Credit Hours: 60
CEUs Available: Yes (Absurd Continuing Education Council; external registries pending)
Format: Remote / Self-Guided with Public Thesis Defense
Fasting Requirement: 80-day fast required for graduation

Graduation Requirements

  • 15 modules completed (60 credits)

  • All written assignments (~400 pages)

  • Full 80-day fast completed and documented

  • 1,000-page doctoral thesis or series of manuscripts

  • Public oral defense (live or recorded)

  • Practicum: Real-time terrain transformation of 1–2 clients over 6+ months

  • Biological age reversal: Must show measurable decrease in biological markers

Curriculum Modules (15 Total – 4CU)

  • Genesis Lifespan and the Decay of Man

    Pre-flood physiology, the timeline of degeneration, terrain collapse across history
    Assignment: Timeline of lifespan decline with terrain hypotheses

  • Biblical Timekeeping and Biological Age

    Chronos vs. Kairos, telomeres and methylation, how Scripture maps cellular time
    Assignment: Personal biological age protocol + 14-day implementation

  • Mitochondrial Resurrection

    ATP theology, redox signaling, fasting-induced mitochondrial biogenesis
    Assignment: 30-day mitochondria renewal protocol with lab tracking

  • Hormonal Youth and Endocrine Terrain

    Testosterone, estrogen, DHEA, pregnenolone, and terrain-based hormone resets
    Assignment: Write a hormone restoration protocol for one gender

  • Bone, Muscle, and Collagen Rebuild

    Osteogenesis, sarcopenia reversal, fascia regeneration, and internal scaffolding
    Assignment: 14-day anabolic refeed and reconstruction protocol

  • Immunosenescence and Spiritual Toxins

    Immune age vs. immune strength, trauma exposure, terrain-based immunotherapy
    Assignment: 25-page case study + terrain detox journal

  • Neurogenesis, Memory, and Eternal Recall

    Hippocampal renewal, faith and synapse connection, fast-induced brain regrowth
    Assignment: 21-day neuro-recall experiment and terrain cognition report

  • Autophagy and the Law of Cellular Fire

    Scriptural roots of cleansing, terrain as altar, cellular housekeeping via fasting
    Assignment: 7-day terrain autophagy experiment with tracked visuals

  • The Eyes, Teeth, and Tongue of the Eternal Man

    Biblical sensory order, aging markers of discernment, and mouth-gut terrain
    Assignment: Photography project tracking oral and ocular terrain over time

  • The Pulse of Resurrection: Cardiovascular Terrain

    Blood pressure, heart terrain, and scriptural metaphors of the life-flow
    Assignment: Terrain-based cardio protocol + 15-page theological reflection

  • Gut Rejuvenation for 120 Years

    Mucosal reweaving, biome longevity, parasite flushing and refeeding for lifespan
    Assignment: 30-day gut-seal and terrain flora analysis

  • Fasted Longevity Protocols Across Cultures

    From desert prophets to Okinawan centenarians—global terrain insights
    Assignment: Comparative analysis paper on 3 fasting-based cultures

  • Eschatology and the Final Body

    Spiritual telomeres, immortality in Revelation, and the “incorruptible” form
    Assignment: 25-page paper on the theology of the post-death body

  • Field Application: Designing an Immortality Clinic

    Student builds a working blueprint for a longevity enhancement
    Assignment: 20-page prototype protocol applied

  • Capstone Resurrection Thesis

    A 1,000-page written resurrection composed of 2–4 interlinked manuscripts
    Final oral defense + summary book for publication (200 pages)

Doctor of Effective Immortality (D.E.I.)– Full Required Reading Curriculum

Minimum of 35 books required. These texts are selected to reflect the full terrain of the body, the philosophy of divine lifespan, fasting-induced repair, neurobiological renewal, mitochondrial biogenesis, and the theological science of living undefiled.

I. Terrain Longevity Theory & Anti-Aging Science

  1. Lifespan – David Sinclair
    A mainstream proposal on aging reversal; to be reinterpreted through terrain theology.

  2. The Telomere Effect – Elizabeth Blackburn & Elissa Epel
    A genomic model for lifespan limitations; telomeres as a biological covenant concept.

  3. The Longevity Diet – Valter Longo
    Highlights calorie restriction and fasting mimetics; needs reframing through terrain fasting.

  4. Super Human – Dave Asprey
    Techno-driven view of longevity; contrasts Absurd’s Spirit-biological immortality.

  5. Boundless – Ben Greenfield
    Tactical overkill of biohacking; useful for comparison and contrast.

II. Cellular Terrain & Biological Resurrection

  1. Autophagy: The Real Way to Anti-Aging – Siim Land
    Builds a fasting-longevity bridge through mTOR and autophagy pathways.

  2. Metabolical – Robert Lustig
    Traces metabolic collapse from processed food; key for terrain-reversal clarity.

  3. Water and Salt: The Essence of Life – Hendel & Ferreira
    Terrain purification begins with elemental balance—critical to cellular youth.

  4. Clean – Alejandro Junger
    Detox framework useful for understanding bile, lymph, and excretory terrain.

  5. Mucusless Diet Healing System – Arnold Ehret
    A purist detox model foundational to early terrain thought.

III. Neurogenesis, Brain Terrain & Cognitive Youth

  1. Why We Sleep – Matthew Walker
    Sleep as terrain regeneration—key for hormonal reset and brain maintenance.

  2. Breath – James Nestor
    Respiratory efficiency is directly tied to terrain aging.

  3. The Circadian Code – Satchin Panda
    Biological rhythm = spiritual order = extended life.

  4. Consciousness and the Brain – Stanislas Dehaene
    Neuroscience of identity, awareness, and preservation.

  5. Primal Body, Primal Mind – Nora Gedgaudas
    Nutritional strategies for long-term cognitive protection.

IV. Fasting, Autophagy & Spiritual Rejuvenation

  1. The Fasting Cure – Upton Sinclair
    The prophetic root of Western fasting science.

  2. The Tao of Health, Sex, and Longevity – Daniel Reid
    Eastern terrain philosophy—comparison for deeper fasting theology.

  3. Grain Brain – David Perlmutter
    How carbs age the brain and how terrain reversal corrects it.

  4. Deep Nutrition – Catherine Shanahan
    Traditional food wisdom as preventive terrain medicine.

  5. The Salt Fix – James DiNicolantonio
    Explains salt’s role in terrain hydration, cell renewal, and electrical health.

V. Metabolic Terrain, Hormones & Generational Health

  1. Nutrition and Physical Degeneration – Weston A. Price
    Photographic proof of pre-modern terrain strength.

  2. The Maker’s Diet – Jordan Rubin
    Biblical dietary laws applied to terrain health and immunity.

  3. The Genesis Diet – Gordon Tessler
    Early evangelical terrain food theory.

  4. Wheat Belly – William Davis
    Examines modern grain’s inflammatory and aging influence.

  5. Grain Brain – David Perlmutter
    Repeat of above; emphasizes brain terrain destruction by sugar and wheat.

VI. Spiritual Terrain & Scriptural Regeneration

  1. Spiritual Healing and the Mind-Body Connection – R. Alan Streett
    Bridges Scripture and physical healing; a foundation for terrain exorcism.

  2. The Ragamuffin Gospel – Brennan Manning
    Emotional terrain repair through grace—a key to cellular aging reversal.

  3. The Bible (esp. Genesis, Leviticus, Isaiah, John)
    Essential for theological terrain: Edenic design, purity laws, and resurrection biology.

  4. Terrain: The Film Companion Book – Josh del Sol et al.
    Visual and cultural documentation of terrain’s resurgence.

  5. Cured – Jeffrey Rediger
    Spontaneous healing case studies—terrain miracles with clinical documentation.

VII. Microbiome, Oxygen & Natural Ecology of Immortality

  1. The Hidden Half of Nature – Montgomery & Biklé
    Microbiome terrain mapped to lifespan, brain aging, and spiritual attunement.

  2. The Oxygen Advantage – Patrick McKeown
    Breath efficiency = energy conservation = lifespan extension.

  3. Your Inner Fish – Neil Shubin
    Evolutionary terrain model—used for theological rebuttal and system mapping.

  4. The Great Cholesterol Myth – Bowden & Sinatra
    False lipid theology that led to metabolic collapse.

  5. Absurd Health’s Rejuvenation Protocols (Internal Text)
    Exclusive fasting, bile, and neuro-terrain reversal designed for effective immortality.

CEUs and Professional Path

Graduates will receive:

  • CEUs via the Absurd Health Continuing Education Council

  • Recognition as Doctor of Effective Immortality (D.E.I.)

  • Eligibility for postdoctoral appointment in Applied Terrain Longevity Studies

  • Access to the Absurd Crown Network of Terrain-Based Healers

Tuition

  • Standard Tuition: $22,500 USD
    This reflects the totality of work required: an 80-day fast, a 1,000-page dissertation, and deep terrain transformation.

  • High Honors Track: $27,000 USD
    Includes private dissertation mentorship, access to exclusive lectures on terrain eschatology, and early access to Crown and Chancellor-level materials.

  • Scholarship Track: $0–$7,500 USD
    For fasting interns, case study donors, or ministers actively reversing disease terrain in the field. Highly selective.

  • Installment Plan: $1,875/month for 12 months (interest-free)
    Or $950/month over 24 months (includes access to CEU certification bonuses and platform upgrades)

“My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge.” — Hosea 4:6
This degree is not for those who want to ‘study’ immortality.
It is for those ready to walk into it—in flesh, faith, and fire.

Title Granted Upon Graduation

D.E.I. – Doctor of Effective Immortality
With optional honorific: Certified Terrain Longevity Architect (C.T.L.A.)