1. What Are Cookies?

Cookies are small data files stored on your device (computer, phone, tablet) when you visit a website. They help remember your preferences, track site performance, and improve your user experience.

At Absurd Health, we use cookies to honor your time, streamline your visit, and steward your data with biblical integrity.

2. Why We Use Cookies

We use cookies and similar tracking tools to:

• Remember your preferences and cart contents

• Secure your login and account access

• Analyze site usage and improve performance

• Deliver email opt-ins and reminders if you subscribe

• Offer targeted spiritual resources and promotions

• Honor your choice to reject or accept marketing cookies

These tools help us serve you better and avoid showing you content you don’t need.

3. Types of Cookies We Use

a. Essential Cookies

These are required for site functionality, like cart checkout, security, and login access. They cannot be turned off in our systems.

b. Performance Cookies

These help us track which pages are popular, how users move through the site, and where drop-offs occur. This data is anonymous and used only to improve the site.

c. Functional Cookies

These remember your settings—like saved products, preferred views, or country selection—and make the site easier to use.

d. Marketing Cookies (Optional)

Used to deliver relevant content or ads through tools like Facebook Pixel or Google Ads. These cookies may track your browsing across websites. You can opt out of these cookies via the banner or your browser settings.

4. Third-Party Cookies

We may allow third-party services to place cookies, including:

• Squarespace / Stripe (for secure ecommerce processing)

• Google Analytics (for traffic reporting)

We do not sell your personal data to any third parties. Ever.

5. Managing Cookies

You can manage or disable cookies through your browser settings. Most browsers allow you to:

• Accept or reject all cookies

• Delete specific cookies

• Set preferences for certain websites

If you disable cookies, some features of the site may not function as intended—such as account login, checkout, or saved cart items.

6. European Union Visitors (GDPR)

If you are located in the European Union, you will be presented with a cookie consent banner when visiting our site. We will not place marketing or analytics cookies unless you actively consent.

You may withdraw consent at any time by adjusting your cookie settings via the site footer or your browser.

7. California Visitors (CCPA)

Under the California Consumer Privacy Act, you have the right to know:

• What data is being collected

• Why it’s being collected

• Whether it is being shared with any third party

You also have the right to opt out of the sale or sharing of your personal information. Although we do not “sell” personal data, you may contact us at support@absurdhealth.com to request access to or deletion of your data.

8. Updates to This Policy

We may occasionally update this Cookie Policy. When we do, we will revise the “Effective Date” above and notify users if significant changes are made.

9. Questions or Concerns

If you have questions about how we use cookies or your rights, please contact:

📧 support@absurdhealth.com
📞 7077-ABSURD