Cleanse. Rebuild. Resurrect.

Gut Microbiome Reset

At Absurd Health, we believe the gut is not just the center of digestion—it is the gatekeeper of healing, the seat of immunity, mood, and spiritual sensitivity. A toxic microbiome can block healing, blur clarity, and invite torment. A clean and calibrated gut is the foundation of resurrection biology.

Our tiered Gut Reset program is designed for those who are ready to heal deeply, think clearly, and reconnect with their covenant biology.

The Gut is the Garden.

Your gut is not a machine. It is a garden—alive, intelligent, and sacred. And for most people, it has become overrun with parasites, fungus, heavy metals, antibiotic scars, plastic residues, emotional trauma, and years of spiritual and dietary neglect. The result? Fatigue, confusion, anxiety, autoimmunity, hormonal chaos, memory fog, bloating, food reactions, and a dimming of the soul’s light.

But gardens can be rebuilt.

At Absurd Health, we don’t just reset your microbiome—we resurrect it. Our multi-tiered protocol restores your gut lining, eliminates invaders, repopulates beneficial terrain, and reconnects your nervous, hormonal, and spiritual circuitry. This is not a trend. It’s a return to Eden.

Why Most Gut Programs Fail

Most gut programs are reductionist: take a probiotic, cut gluten, or eat more fiber. But this is like throwing seeds on concrete and expecting a harvest. Unless you clear the rot, tend the terrain, and sanctify the soil, nothing new can grow. That’s why we approach the gut as sacred ground. We don't patch symptoms—we rebuild the covenant between your body and the Creator.

What We Target in the Reset

  • Hidden parasite infestations (emotional, chemical, and biological)

  • Gut biofilm breakdown and fungal eradication

  • Trauma-entrenched nervous system loops affecting digestion

  • Intestinal permeability ("leaky gut") and autoimmune activation

  • Neurotransmitter depletion from microbiome collapse

  • Nutrient malabsorption and hormone disruption

  • Gut-soul disconnection from years of spiritual neglect

Spiritual Dimensions of the Microbiome

Yeshua said, “Out of your belly shall flow rivers of living water.” The gut is not just physical—it is prophetic. Many of our clients experience not just physical healing, but restoration of dreams, memory, mood, and spiritual discernment. When the gut is sealed, the spirit can speak again. It’s true, somethings can only come out through fasting.

This is not just a reset. It is a revival.

Microbiome Reset Packages

Choose the level of transformation your body is ready for. Each package is designed for deep biological and spiritual renewal—clearing parasites, sealing the gut, and reviving the sacred terrain where life begins.