MASTERS M.A.

Regenerative Agriculture

Program Overview

The Master of Regenerative Agriculture (M.R.A.) is a terrain-based graduate degree for spiritual land stewards, seed savers, and agricultural reformers who know the soil is not just broken—but cursed—and in need of divine resurrection.

This is not a permaculture certificate. This is full-blown agricultural exorcism, generational land healing, and 22nd-century farm science fused with biblical terrain order. You’ll study ancient farming codes, electroculture, parasite-aware composting, and the spiritual trauma encoded into cursed soil. You’ll learn to raise food the way Yah intended—seed to root, with no compromise.

The central challenge of the program? Grow every bite of your food for a full 90-day period from land you steward—no matter the scale.

Degree: M.R.A. – Master of Regenerative Agriculture

Length: Self-paced (average 12–16 months)
Credit Hours: 48
CEUs Available: Yes (Approved by Absurd Continuing Education Council)
Format: Remote / Self-Guided with Land-Based Practicum
Farming Requirement: 90-day complete self-sufficiency agricultural challenge

Graduation Requirements

  • All 12 modules completed

  • All assignments submitted (approx. 300 pages written)

  • 90-day agricultural self-sufficiency practicum completed and documented

  • Capstone agrarian theology presentation (live or recorded)

Curriculum Modules (12 Total – 4CU)

  • The Curse on the Soil

    The fall of the land in Genesis, agricultural trauma, and modern infertility
    Assignment: 15-page paper on biblical soil trauma and its present effects

  • Terrain Agriculture: Béchamp for the Land

    Microbial terrain of soil, compost intelligence, and parasite cycling in the field
    Assignment: Create a 3-tier compost system and record microbial progression

  • Edenic Farming and Torah Food Law

    Levitical agriculture, land Sabbaths, seed purity, and post-Babel crop loss
    Assignment: 25-day Torah farm experiment and Leviticus crop calendar

  • Seed, Parasite, and Birthright

    Spiritual origin of seeds, patent slavery, parasite-vector crops
    Assignment: Write a 20-page seed theology and collect 12 heirloom varieties

  • Electroculture & Biofrequency Farming

    Copper coils, magnetic resonance, energetic planting and planetary alignment
    Assignment: Build an electroculture field and grow a single crop to harvest

  • Animal Terrain: Land Stewardship Through Creatures

    Grazing science, biblical animal use, chickens, goats, rotational cycles
    Assignment: Design an integrated animal rotation for small-scale land

  • Sacred Waters and Atmospheric Control

    Rain prophecy, dew science, fog farming, cloud seeding and mist irrigation
    Assignment: Create a micro-rain capture system and track yield difference

  • Detoxing the Soil: Heavy Metals and Demonic Residue

    Glyphosate, fluoride, pharmaceutical dumping, spiritual contamination
    Assignment: Map land history and design a 1-year soil detox protocol

  • Climate is Not the Crisis

    The fake carbon gospel, solar cycles, real vs false green agriculture
    Assignment: 30-page paper on climate narratives and terrain alternatives

  • Agrarian Deliverance & Territorial Warfare

    How sin attaches to land, deliverance prayers for farms, fasting the field
    Assignment: Conduct a 21-day land deliverance and write post-fast outcomes

  • Nutrition of the farmer, soil-gut connection, terrain-aligned eating Assignment: Eat only what you grow for 7 days and journal bodily shifts

    Herbal classification, formulation, preservation

    Internal and external applications

    Assignment: Create your own herbal system for parasites, skin, and hormone healing

  • Capstone Project

    Grow 100% of your own food for 90 consecutive days—document it fully
    Assignment: Submit 90-day journal, macro/micro nutrient breakdown, and soil reflections

Master Regenerative Agriculture (M.R.A) – Full Required Reading Curriculum

This curriculum is divided thematically but presented as a single master list—required books first, then a Recommended Supplemental section.

Each book carries terrain relevance, healing depth, or theological significance. Together, they form the spine of the M.R.A. program.

Core Foundations of Regenerative Agriculture

  1. “Dirt to Soil” – Gabe Brown
    A first-hand account of restoring lifeless soil through regenerative practices.

  2. “Restoration Agriculture” – Mark Shepard
    Blueprint for perennial polycultures modeled on natural ecosystems.

  3. “The One-Straw Revolution” – Masanobu Fukuoka
    A spiritual and ecological philosophy of no-till, no-fertilizer farming.

  4. “Water for Every Farm” – P.A. Yeomans
    Foundational work on Keyline design for water-smart agriculture.

  5. “Holistic Management” – Allan Savory
    The groundbreaking grazing management system that rebuilds land.

Soil Health and Microbial Terrain

  1. “Teaming with Microbes” – Jeff Lowenfels & Wayne Lewis
    The soil food web explained for practical gardeners and farmers.

  2. “Hands-On Agronomy” – Neal Kinsey
    In-depth approach to mineral balance and soil fertility.

  3. “The Intelligent Gardener” – Steve Solomon
    Nutrient-dense soil creation without the dogma of organics.

Water, Hydrology, and Land Restoration

  1. “Rainwater Harvesting for Drylands and Beyond, Vol. 1” – Brad Lancaster
    Practical guide to water-harvesting earthworks and design.

  2. “Water in Plain Sight” – Judith D. Schwartz
    Revealing water’s role in climate, healing, and abundance.

Ecological Design & Bio-Spiritual Agriculture

  1. “Permaculture: A Designer’s Manual” – Bill Mollison
    The original permaculture design bible.

  2. “Gaia’s Garden” – Toby Hemenway
    A home-scale introduction to regenerative ecosystems.

  3. “Sacred Agriculture” – Dennis Klocek
    Spiritual and metaphysical insights on the purpose of farming.

Animal Integration and Natural Systems

  1. “Salad Bar Beef” – Joel Salatin
    Rotational grazing and ethical beef production at scale.

  2. “You Can Farm” – Joel Salatin
    Entrepreneurship in sustainable agriculture.

  3. “For the Love of Soil” – Nicole Masters
    How animal integration, biology, and financial insight rebuild degraded farms.

Biblical Ecology, Edenic Design, and Spiritual Agriculture

  1. “Healing the Land and the Nation” – Donald E. Messer
    Biblical basis for land restoration as a national mandate.

  2. “The Biblical Basis for Modern Agriculture” – Gary North
    Dominion, stewardship, and farming through a biblical worldview.

  3. “The Marvelous Pigness of Pigs” – Joel Salatin
    Spiritual ethics of farming: honoring creation as image-bearers.

Mindset, Economics, and Land Ownership

  1. “Small is Beautiful” – E.F. Schumacher
    Economics rooted in community, ecology, and dignity.

  2. “The Unsettling of America” – Wendell Berry
    Cultural critique of industrialized agriculture and the loss of rural wisdom.

  3. “Land and Liberty” – J.S. Mills (excerpts)
    Land rights, access, and equitable agrarian policy.

Practical Guides and Living Off the Land

  1. “The Resilient Gardener” – Carol Deppe
    How to grow calories, protein, and joy—even in hard times.

  2. “Seed to Seed” – Suzanne Ashworth
    Essential seed-saving manual for crop sovereignty.

Recommended Supplementals (Pick 3–5)

  • “Growing Food God’s Way” – Paul Gautschi
    (Back to Eden gardening inspired by prayer and simplicity.)

  • “No More Pruning” – George Muller (Rare)
    (Agricultural parables of spiritual faithfulness.)

  • “Kiss the Ground” – Josh Tickell
    (Popular exposé on the power of regenerative soil.)

  • “Wild Fermentation” – Sandor Katz
    (Learn to preserve harvest and maintain microbial health.)

  • “The Biochar Solution” – Albert Bates
    (Carbon, fire, and fertility in regenerative systems.)

  • “Farming While Black” – Leah Penniman
    (Reclaiming ancestral wisdom and racial justice in food systems.)

  • “The Humanure Handbook” – Joseph Jenkins
    (Ecological sanitation and nutrient cycling.)

  • “Natural Plaster” – Cedar Rose Guelberth
    (Building healthy homes from farm soil.)

  • “Tending the Wild” – M. Kat Anderson
    (Native American agricultural practices in harmony with land.)

  • “Sepp Holzer’s Permaculture” – Sepp Holzer
    (High-altitude, nature-honoring farming genius from Austria.)

CEUs and Professional Path

Graduates of the M.R.A. program will receive:

  • Continuing Education Credits (CEUs) through the Absurd Health Continuing Education Council

  • Certification valid for listing in the Absurd Network of Land Healers and Spiritual Farmers

  • May continue into Doctor of Terrain Agriculture (D.T.A.), Doctor of Effective Immortality (D.E.I.), or the Certified Edenic Builder program

Tuition

  • Standard Tuition: $11,900
    Monthly Plan: $995/month x 12
    Scholarship Path: $0–$3,500 for verified community gardeners, homestead healers, or land prayer ministry leaders
    Note: Students may barter land-grown food, seeds, or tools for partial tuition credit.

Title Granted Upon Graduation

M.R.A. — Master of Regenerative Agriculture
With optional title: Certified Terrain Agrarian (C.T.A.)