Absurd Health Medical Association (AHMA)
Global Authority in Regenerative and Faith-Based Medical Certification
The Absurd Health Medical Association (AHMA) is the international certifying and licensing body for Doctors of Regenerative Medicine (RD) and all degrees granted through the Absurd Medical Academy and affiliated institutions. Founded to restore integrity, truth, and healing to the medical profession, AHMA establishes the highest standards of training, ethics, and clinical practice in the world.
Where conventional medical boards protect systems, AHMA protects people.
Where traditional medicine reacts, we restore.
Where others obscure, we illuminate the path to true healing.
Mission
AHMA exists to certify and uphold a new class of physicians—doctors trained not only in the biology of the body, but in the wisdom of Scripture, the science of terrain restoration, and the art of total recovery.
We believe:
Medicine must be accountable to truth, not politics.
Healing must address the body, mind, and spirit—or it is incomplete.
A doctor is not a drug manager, but a builder of life and function.
Regulation should serve freedom and excellence—not enforce stagnation.
AHMA confers, licenses, and verifies the RD – Doctor of Regenerative Medicine
Our flagship designation. Equivalent to an MD, but trained in terrain biology, fasting, trauma repair, parasite management, spiritual healing, and clinical sciences.
Licensing Standards
AHMA maintains strict global licensing criteria:
All RD applicants must complete a full 4-year doctoral program, with supervised clinical rotations and verified case documentation.
All licensed practitioners must uphold AHMA’s Code of Medical Truth and Integrity, including the rejection of coercive medical practices, pharma dependency, and institutional fraud.
Annual renewal requires continuing education, ethical alignment, and updated case studies or protocol evaluations.
AHMA also provides:
Licensure for clinics and healing centers under Absurd Health PMA protection
Training oversight for institutions wishing to become AHMA-accredited
Professional accountability hearings, dispute resolution, and peer reviews
Global registry of RD physicians and associated healing professionals
Our Difference
Where traditional boards enforce bureaucracy, AHMA protects truth.
Where modern medicine breaks the body into parts, we see the whole person.
Where hospitals silence patients, we teach them how to heal.
AHMA is not a competitor to the AMA. It is the successor.
And it is our honor to commission the next generation of physicians—healers who fear no man, serve no system, and restore life with every plan.
Educational Oversight
AHMA governs and certifies all degree-granting programs of the following:
Absurd Medical Academy (AMA)
Absurd College of Regenerative Medicine (ACRM)
School of Fasting & Black Bile Sciences
School of Terrain Birth and Pediatric Ecology
School of Scripture-Based Psychiatric Recovery
Additional approved affiliates across the U.S., Europe, Africa, and Asia
All institutions must demonstrate excellence in:
Clinical training
Academic rigor
Scriptural integrity
Biological outcomes
Patient safety and documentation
Legal and Global Standing
AHMA is:
A non-governmental global authority operating under private jurisdiction and religious freedom principles
Protected through the Private Membership Association (PMA) structure
Legally empowered to license and oversee non-state medical practice
Recognized by partner ministries, health centers, and educational bodies worldwide
We offer a lawful, independent, and ethical alternative to state medical boards and institutions compromised by pharmaceutical influence or political control.
Contact AHMA
Apply for licensure
Submit institution accreditation requests
Verify physician status
Request arbitration or professional review
Learn about becoming an RD or launching an AHMA-approved program
www.absurdhealth.com/ahma
“Truth. Restoration. Dominion.”