Absurd Health Bone Broth

Absurd Medical Grade Bone Broth - AAA+ - Super Premium First Flush Absurd Medical Grade Bone Broth - AAA+ - Super Premium First Flush
Absurd Medical Grade Bone Broth - AAA+ - Super Premium First Flush
$10.00

Absurd Health Bone Broth

Super Medical Grade AAA+ | 140-Hour Extraction | Halal/Kosher Certified

Pure Restoration in a Pouch.
This is not your average broth—it’s the gold standard.
Our Super Medical Grade AAA+ Bone Broth is crafted for deep physiological restoration, immune recalibration, and gut lining repair. Each batch is slow-cooked for over 140 hours, unlocking a full-spectrum matrix of collagen peptides, amino acids, trace minerals, and marrow-rich nutrients.

Unlike watered-down commercial broths, Absurd Health broth is a super-concentrate—a dense, cellular elixir designed for results you can feel within days. Our clients use it to restore health after chronic illness, fasting, and detoxification, and consistently describe the effect as “absolutely incredible.”

Available in five pure forms:

  • Lamb Bone Broth – deeply grounding and rich in conjugated linoleic acids (CLAs)

  • Goat Bone Broth – lighter, alkalizing, and exceptionally bioavailable

  • Beef Bone Broth – foundational, iron-rich, and powerfully restorative

  • Chicken Bone Broth – soothing, immune-modulating, ideal for daily use

  • Turkey Bone Broth – high in tryptophan and calming for the nervous system

All broths are organic, Halal/Kosher-certified, and contain no pork products. Every animal is ethically raised on fantastic farms, grass-fed, pasture-raised, and antibiotic-free.

Nothing diluted. Nothing artificial.
Just slow-simmered integrity—bone, marrow, herbs, and pure filtered water.

How to Use

Simply heat and sip, or add a spoonful to meals as a nutritional amplifier. Also great cold. Each pouch is super-concentrated—a little goes a long way.

Local & Nationwide Delivery

  • Free local delivery from our farm to your door (Cincinnati area)

  • Free nationwide shipping on all orders over $50

Absurd Health
We take your health seriously.
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Welcome to the Gold Standard of Healing Nutrition

Absurd Health Bone Broth is not a trend. It’s a return to wisdom.
Crafted in small batches and simmered for over 140 hours, our broth is the most medically potent and nutrient-dense bone extract available anywhere. This isn’t soup—it’s a cellular restoration concentrate used by our clients to reverse fatigue, heal the gut, and restore vitality at the deepest levels of the terrain.

Every jar is a super-concentrate, not watered down like other brands. It’s thick with marrow, gelatin, amino acids, and trace minerals, giving your body the molecular building blocks it needs to repair itself. You can feel it after the first few sips—your body knows when it’s receiving something real.

Why Our Broth is Different

  • ✓ 140+ Hour Extraction Process

    Most brands cook for 2-4 hours. We cook for six full days to extract every molecule of collagen, glycine, proline, and bone marrow nutrient. What results is not a broth—it’s an elixir of renewal.

  • ✓ Super Medical Grade Concentration

    Ours is 3–4 times more concentrated than standard broths. One tablespoon can enrich an entire cup of water or stew. Sip it straight, or use it as a base for soups, fasting recovery, or post-illness nourishment.

  • ✓ 100% Organic

    We source only from ethical, transparent farms. Our animals are grass-fed, pasture-raised, and never treated with antibiotics or hormones.

  • ✓ The Absurd Health Standard

    We approach food as medicine and medicine as covenant.
    Each broth is made with reverence—crafted slowly, prayerfully, and aligned with natural law. This is what “super medical grade” truly means: uncompromising purity, deep potency, and a philosophy that your health deserves holiness.

  • ✓ Halal and Kosher Approved

    We use no pork products—ever. Every batch meets Halal and Kosher standards, ensuring purity and spiritual alignment in what enters your body.

How to Use

Scoop, Sip or Mix

Enjoy a warm cup each morning or add a tablespoon to your meals for enhanced nourishment.
Because our broth is super-concentrated, a little goes a long way—each 4oz pouch delivers days of deep nutrition.

It’s ideal for:

  • Gut repair and microbiome restoration

  • Joint, hair, and skin renewal

  • Immune modulation and anti-inflammatory support

  • Post-fast refeeding and terrain detox recovery

  • Hormonal and mitochondrial support

  • Cancer prevention and ongoing healing

  • Autoimmune and Gut GI issues

  • Longevity and reduced sickness

Testimonials

  • "After drinking Absurd Health Bone Broth for two weeks, my skin glows, my energy returned, and my digestion is better than it’s been in years.”

  • “This broth is thick, rich, and nothing like what’s in stores. It’s a health restoration tool, not a beverage. This has the effect that bone broth is supposed to have”

  • “You can feel the difference in one sip. This is the most powerful healing food I’ve ever found.”

  • "I feed it to my children, and I've noticed the difference big time. Moods are better, sickness is down and autoimmunity issues are going away. Worth every penny"

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