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Super Medical Grade AAA+ | 140-Hour Extraction | Halal/Kosher Certified
Pure Restoration in a Pouch.
This is not your average broth—it’s the gold standard.
Our Super Medical Grade AAA+ Bone Broth is crafted for deep physiological restoration, immune recalibration, and gut lining repair. Each batch is slow-cooked for over 140 hours, unlocking a full-spectrum matrix of collagen peptides, amino acids, trace minerals, and marrow-rich nutrients.
Unlike watered-down commercial broths, Absurd Health broth is a super-concentrate—a dense, cellular elixir designed for results you can feel within days. Our clients use it to restore health after chronic illness, fasting, and detoxification, and consistently describe the effect as “absolutely incredible.”
Available in five pure forms:
Lamb Bone Broth – deeply grounding and rich in conjugated linoleic acids (CLAs)
Goat Bone Broth – lighter, alkalizing, and exceptionally bioavailable
Beef Bone Broth – foundational, iron-rich, and powerfully restorative
Chicken Bone Broth – soothing, immune-modulating, ideal for daily use
Turkey Bone Broth – high in tryptophan and calming for the nervous system
All broths are organic, Halal/Kosher-certified, and contain no pork products. Every animal is ethically raised on fantastic farms, grass-fed, pasture-raised, and antibiotic-free.
Nothing diluted. Nothing artificial.
Just slow-simmered integrity—bone, marrow, herbs, and pure filtered water.
Simply heat and sip, or add a spoonful to meals as a nutritional amplifier. Also great cold. Each pouch is super-concentrated—a little goes a long way.
Free local delivery from our farm to your door (Cincinnati area)
Free nationwide shipping on all orders over $50
Absurd Health
We take your health seriously.
www.absurd.health
Super Medical Grade AAA+ | 140-Hour Extraction | Halal/Kosher Certified
Pure Restoration in a Pouch.
This is not your average broth—it’s the gold standard.
Our Super Medical Grade AAA+ Bone Broth is crafted for deep physiological restoration, immune recalibration, and gut lining repair. Each batch is slow-cooked for over 140 hours, unlocking a full-spectrum matrix of collagen peptides, amino acids, trace minerals, and marrow-rich nutrients.
Unlike watered-down commercial broths, Absurd Health broth is a super-concentrate—a dense, cellular elixir designed for results you can feel within days. Our clients use it to restore health after chronic illness, fasting, and detoxification, and consistently describe the effect as “absolutely incredible.”
Available in five pure forms:
Lamb Bone Broth – deeply grounding and rich in conjugated linoleic acids (CLAs)
Goat Bone Broth – lighter, alkalizing, and exceptionally bioavailable
Beef Bone Broth – foundational, iron-rich, and powerfully restorative
Chicken Bone Broth – soothing, immune-modulating, ideal for daily use
Turkey Bone Broth – high in tryptophan and calming for the nervous system
All broths are organic, Halal/Kosher-certified, and contain no pork products. Every animal is ethically raised on fantastic farms, grass-fed, pasture-raised, and antibiotic-free.
Nothing diluted. Nothing artificial.
Just slow-simmered integrity—bone, marrow, herbs, and pure filtered water.
Simply heat and sip, or add a spoonful to meals as a nutritional amplifier. Also great cold. Each pouch is super-concentrated—a little goes a long way.
Free local delivery from our farm to your door (Cincinnati area)
Free nationwide shipping on all orders over $50
Absurd Health
We take your health seriously.
www.absurd.health