The Absurd Nutritional Philosophy
Food as Covenant, Not Culture
We believe food was never meant to be just fuel—or culture—but covenant. In the garden, in the wilderness, at the table of the Messiah, food was sacred. But today, human biology is collapsing under the weight of commercial diets, synthetic supplements, and agricultural deception. At Absurd Health, our nutritional philosophy is a return to design—a faith-based, gut-first model that heals not by restriction, but by restoration.
Unlike trending diets that follow secular science or ancestral mimicry, our model begins with spiritual revelation, confirmed by biology. We teach that every food is either a builder, a cleanser, a disruptor, or a seducer—and that the difference between medicine and poison lies in timing, context, and holiness. We do not romanticize vegetables or demonize fat. We do not idolize longevity over righteousness. We see the human gut as a holy interface—what enters must be clean, alive, and aligned with Yahweh's order.
Central to our model is the idea of terrain-based nutrition: eating not just for macros, but for microbiome terrain, hormonal recalibration, electrical conductivity, and neurotransmitter balance. Our meals are built around clean animal foods, mineral-rich broths, targeted herbs, and, when appropriate, gut-sealing agents. Food is rotated strategically to avoid stagnation. Organs are prioritized for their unmatched ability to restore what’s been lost.
We are not carnivore. We are not Mediterranean. We are not plant-based. We are faith-based. And in that difference lies the power. The world eats for taste, ideology, or control. We eat to restore Eden inside the body, to prepare the vessel for communion, clarity, and call.
And ye shall eat in plenty and be satisfied, and praise the name of the Lord your God.
— Joel 2:26
Organ Cycling for Health
The human body is not random. It was crafted in layers—bone, blood, marrow, fascia, glands—each carrying its own intelligence. Every organ speaks its own biochemical language. When illness strikes, it’s not just the body that breaks, but the system-specific memory of how to regenerate. At Absurd Health, we restore this memory through targeted organ cycling: the intentional use of rare animal organs to repair and reactivate corresponding systems in the human body.
We believe Yahweh placed healing in every created form—and that organ meats carry resurrection codes, especially when consumed prayerfully and with reverence. The liver restores blood filtration and iron handling. The heart strengthens mitochondrial output and vascular resilience. The brain nourishes cognition and central command. The thymus activates immunity. The adrenal and pituitary glands reignite hormonal flow. These are not simply superfoods. They are divinely designed blueprints, consumed not as trend, but as testimony.
Organ cycling is structured around timing and biological signals. Instead of constant daily use, we rotate these organs in a weekly-to-monthly rhythm, allowing each system to receive what it needs without saturation or redundancy. This preserves receptivity and honors the sacred intelligence of the body. Many of our protocols begin with liver and adrenal for foundational support, followed by heart and thymus to restore rhythm and immunity, and brain or pituitary to recalibrate the higher axis of control.
We will offer many of these organs—freeze-dried, powdered, or encapsulated—through trusted, biblically aligned farms. Each product will come with a protocol for cycling: when to begin, how long to continue, what to stack it with, and when to pause. This isn’t nutritional guessing. It’s terrain calibration. It’s system-by-system resurrection. And for many, it will be the first time their body remembers what it feels like to function.
Not Carnivore. Not Mediterranean. Not Vegan. Faith-Based.
In a world of conflicting diet trends, Absurd Health offers something radically different—not a food trend, but a covenant path. Our nutritional model does not follow the carnivore obsession with meat-only extremism. Nor do we embrace the Mediterranean model’s nostalgic romance with olive oil and grains. And we do not adopt the vegan rejection of creation’s animal order. We are none of these—because we begin from a different question entirely:
What did Yahweh design the body to receive—and why?
The Carnivore Diet rightly rejects plant toxins and processed carbs—but often forgets the gut terrain, spiritual consequences, and the need for gentleness. It can lead to bile stagnation, neurotransmitter depletion, and emotional flattening. By treating food as pure fuel, it risks severing the sacred conversation between hunger, memory, and healing. It may cleanse, but it does not sanctify.
The Mediterranean Diet celebrates balance, but leans on a fragile nostalgia for pre-industrial life. Its claims rest on corrupted data and idealized populations. Modern wheat is no longer ancient. Most vegetables are laced with oxalates, lectins, and goitrogens. And daily wine does not confer wisdom—it often mimics spiritual escape. The result? Low inflammation, maybe—but low transformation, too.
The Vegan Diet is often built on moral compassion—but turns its back on the design of Eden itself. Yahweh provided clean animals for consumption, and every prophet—from Moses to Paul—ate meat. The vegan diet often creates collapse: B12 deficiency, neurotransmitter failure, gut permeability, and spiritual confusion. It may detox, but it rarely builds.
Absurd Health
At Absurd Health, we don’t eat to align with a label. We eat to heal the terrain, reset the microbiome, and reforge the biology of the saints. Our model is fasting-first, meat-based, terrain-informed, and spirit-led. We use food not as an ideology, but as a prophetic tool of resurrection. Bitter herbs, sacred organs, mineral broths, animal organs, rotational simplicity—every component is deliberate. This is not dietary freedom. This is spiritual obedience.
We are not building longevity for its own sake. We are building clarity. Power. Discernment. And bodies that can carry the presence of Yahweh without faltering.
The Impact of Eating Liver, Rare Organs, and Tallow
When the body is in crisis, no superfood compares to what Yahweh already placed within His created order: the organs of the animal, rich in the exact nutrients needed to rebuild human systems. At Absurd Health, we do not supplement randomly. We restore precisely—with liver, heart, thymus, brain, kidney, and rendered animal fats like tallow—because these are the biological mirrors of our own design.
Liver is the most powerful food on Earth. It contains active forms of B12, retinol (true vitamin A), heme iron, copper, choline, folate, CoQ10, and key methylation factors needed to reverse chronic disease. It restores blood vitality, detoxifies the terrain, and feeds the mind. For those who have fasted, been depleted, or lived in metabolic chaos, liver is the first act of rebuilding—not just nutritionally, but covenantally. In Scripture, the liver was part of the offering—set aside as sacred. Today, it remains the first fruit of restoration.
Other rare organs have their place in the healing order. Heart fuels the mitochondria with CoQ10 and iron. Thymusrevives the immune system. Brain restores phospholipids and the neurochemical axis. Kidney supports mineral retention and electrolyte signaling. These are not exotic foods—they are targeted repairs, reactivating lost functionality in the gut, brain, glands, and blood.
Then there is tallow—the purified fat rendered from ruminant animals. Tallow is the forgotten anointing oil of the body. It nourishes the cell membrane, stabilizes the gut lining, fuels ketone production, and seals in warmth and vitality. Unlike seed oils or vegan fats, tallow harmonizes with human biology. It feeds the skin, coats the nerves, and burns clean. It is both food and fuel, balm and fire.
Our Resurrection Biology protocol begins with these ancient, anointed elements. Not because they are trendy, but because they are true. Each one is consumed with reverence, not routine. We honor the animal. We bless the offering. We restore the temple.
Learn the Truth. Restore the Table.
Modern nutrition has lost its way—trapped between trends, false science, and the idol of moderation. At Absurd Health, we’ve returned to the beginning: to the design of Yahweh, the fasting of the prophets, the meat-based simplicity of our ancestors, and the radical clarity of truth.
We’ve published two groundbreaking books to help you reclaim your terrain:
The Absurd Diet
This is the blueprint. The field manual. The pattern of eating that restores the body to resurrection terrain. Grounded in fasting, gut sealing, mineral replenishment, organ cycling, and Holy Spirit alignment, this book walks you through the food system of the righteous. It explains why most modern diets fail, how to rebuild neurotransmitters, how to seal the gut, and how to use food as an offering—not an idol. It’s not about restriction. It’s about returning to what works—and what was always meant to nourish the vessels of God.
Vegetables Are Toxic
(Don’t let the title put you off.)
This isn’t a gimmick. It’s a prophetic correction to centuries of dietary confusion. In this revelatory work, we uncover how vegetables—while not inherently evil—are not foundational foods. They are terrain modulators, medicinal agents, and in many cases, biochemical irritants. Most people are unknowingly burdened by oxalates, lectins, phytates, goitrogens, and anti-nutrients that wreck the gut, dull the brain, and fragment the spirit. This book doesn’t just criticize—it reclassifies vegetables as tools to be used strategically, not as daily staples. The result is freedom, energy, and clarity you forgot was possible.
