Legal Notice

Absurd Health is a faith-based natural health platform offering services that are educational, devotional, and holistic in nature.

We offer:

  • Scripturally grounded biblical counseling

  • Natural wellness products, foods, and supplements

  • Lifestyle guidance rooted in biblical principles and nutritional science

  • Educational materials on fasting, detoxification, and healing protocols

  • Naturopathic wellness support as permitted under Ohio Revised Code

We do not offer:

  • Diagnosis, treatment, or cure of medical diseases

  • Conventional medical prescriptions or pharmaceutical management

  • Licensed psychological counseling under state-regulated clinical boards

  • Emergency care, urgent care, or hospital-grade interventions

Our team includes certified biblical counselors, trained naturopaths, holistic nutritionists, wellness coaches, and practitioners of faith-based healing. Unless specifically indicated, we are not licensed medical doctors (MDs) or clinical psychologists (PhDs), and we do not present ourselves as such.

All services provided are:

  • Voluntary and at the user’s own discretion

  • Non-medical in the legal sense of state-licensed clinical practice

  • Protected under religious freedom and free speech provisions of the U.S. Constitution, specifically the First Amendment

We do not claim to treat, diagnose, or cure any disease. All information and services are provided as educational or religious/spiritual support.

Personal Responsibility and Risk Acknowledgment

By using our website, purchasing products, reading our materials, or engaging in our telehealth or counseling services, you expressly acknowledge and agree to the following:

  1. You are solely responsible for your own health decisions.
    Any action you take based on the content or recommendations found on this site is done voluntarily and at your own risk.

  2. You agree not to interpret any information on this website or provided in consultation as medical advice.
    You understand that all protocols, fasting strategies, and supplement regimens discussed are based on personal and/or historical evidence, scriptural interpretation, or emerging scientific theories—not FDA-approved medical practice.

  3. You will consult your licensed physician before beginning any dietary, fasting, supplement, or detoxification program.
    You understand that individual biology varies, and even natural products can cause allergic or adverse reactions.

  4. You agree to hold Absurd Health, its founders, partners, contractors, and affiliates harmless in the event of:

    • Health consequences from fasting, detox, or supplement use

    • Emotional distress, spiritual discomfort, or unexpected results from counseling or deliverance sessions

    • Any misinterpretation of religious language or healing claims as medical promises

  5. You affirm that no doctor-patient or therapist-patient relationship is established by engaging with this platform.
    Unless otherwise explicitly contracted with a licensed provider under applicable state law, you agree that our services are educational, devotional, and religious in nature.

Scope of Naturopathic Practice in Ohio

Absurd Health operates in compliance with the Ohio Revised Code, which currently permits naturopathic and holistic practitioners to operate without a state license, so long as:

  • They do not claim to diagnose or treat disease, or perform procedures reserved for licensed physicians

  • They disclose their scope of services clearly, and do not misrepresent their credentials

  • They practice with informed client consent, and refer to licensed care when needed

Accordingly:

  • Any wellness advice or supplement recommendations offered by Absurd Health are non-diagnostic and non-prescriptive in nature

  • Any discussion of symptoms or conditions is framed for educational purposes only

  • No service provided on this site, whether labeled as “healing,” “protocol,” or “treatment,” constitutes a clinical service under state law

  • Clients are encouraged to consult a licensed medical provider for all questions concerning diagnosis, medication, or disease management

We operate under the same protections as health coaches, herbalists, and religious counselors, which are permitted in the state of Ohio provided they do not encroach on protected medical acts.

Religious Freedom and Constitutional Protection

Absurd Health affirms its foundation in the faith and teachings of the Bible, and many of our services—including spiritual counseling, prayer calls, and fasting guidance—are delivered under the protections granted to religious expression under:

  • The First Amendment to the United States Constitution

  • The Religious Freedom Restoration Act (RFRA)

  • Applicable state and federal rulings affirming the legality of religious counseling and healing ministries

We reserve the right to:

  • Reference healing as a biblical promise (e.g., Exodus 15:26: “I am the Lord that healeth thee”)

  • Encourage spiritual fasting, repentance, and consecration as part of the healing journey

  • Offer prayer, deliverance, and scriptural counsel under religious speech protections

All such services are voluntary, non-medical, and not a substitute for medical or psychiatric care.

Participation in any spiritual or biblical service offered through this platform constitutes explicit acknowledgement that you are seeking religious support, not licensed clinical treatment.

Extended Liability Waiver and Governing Law

To the fullest extent permitted by law, you hereby release and discharge Absurd Health, its founders, affiliates, contractors, and employees from any and all claims, liabilities, or legal action arising out of:

  • Your participation in fasting or detoxification protocols

  • Reactions or complications from herbal remedies or supplement use

  • Spiritual discomfort or unexpected emotional responses to biblical counseling or deliverance

  • Any perceived failure of results from the use of our products or services

  • Misinterpretation of any content as medical advice

You agree not to pursue legal or administrative action against Absurd Health based on:

  • Personal dissatisfaction with outcomes

  • Unmet expectations of healing

  • Disagreements with spiritual or theological content

Governing Law:
This Legal Notice and all terms herein are governed by the laws of the State of Ohio, and any disputes arising from use of this site shall be resolved in Hamilton County, Ohio.

Venue and Jurisdiction:
By using this site, you agree to submit to the exclusive jurisdiction of the state and federal courts located in Ohio for any legal claim, and waive any right to a trial by jury.

Affirmation of Consent

Before engaging with our website, purchasing supplements, purchasing certain written materials,, beginning any protocol, or participating in counseling, you will be asked to confirm the following (via checkbox, digital signature, or intake form):

Client Consent Declaration
I understand that Absurd Health is a faith-based wellness platform that provides educational, spiritual, and naturopathic services, not conventional medical care.

I confirm that I have read, understood, and voluntarily agree to the Legal Notice and Terms of Service provided by Absurd Health.

I affirm that:

I am participating by choice.

I accept full responsibility for any actions I take based on this site’s content.

I will consult my licensed medical provider before beginning any wellness protocol.

I release Absurd Health and all affiliated parties from liability.

I further acknowledge that no doctor-patient or therapist-client relationship is established, and that healing outcomes are not guaranteed. I consent to receive spiritual and holistic guidance as defined within the scope of services.

This will be provided to you as a PDF which must be signed and returned before services can be offered.

Legal Notice – Please Read Carefully

Absurd Health is a faith-based wellness platform located in Ohio that offers biblical counseling, fasting guidance, naturopathic products, and educational materials. Our services are religious, holistic, and educational in nature, and do not constitute licensed medical care.

We do not diagnose, treat, or cure any medical condition. No statement on this site, in our books, or during our services should be interpreted as medical advice or a substitute for care by a licensed provider.

We operate in accordance with:

  • Ohio’s allowance for non-licensed natural health and coaching services

  • HIPAA regulations (for telehealth services)

  • First Amendment protections for religious speech and spiritual healing

You acknowledge that:

  • You are responsible for your health decisions

  • Natural remedies, detox protocols, and supplements carry individual risks

  • No doctor-patient relationship is established unless explicitly contracted

  • Results are not guaranteed, and spiritual discomfort may occur during deliverance or fasting

By using this site or engaging in our services, you release Absurd Health from any legal claim relating to health outcomes, supplement reactions, or emotional responses to spiritual care.

This Legal Notice is governed by the laws of the State of Ohio. All disputes must be resolved in Hamilton County, Ohio.

If you do not accept these terms, do not use this site or engage with any of our content, products, or services.