Eighty Conditions. One Terrain. One Redeemer.

Healing Plans by Condition

Absurd Health

At Absurd, we do not treat symptoms—we restore terrain. Over the past decade, we’ve developed custom, biblically grounded healing trajectories for more than 80 major conditions. These are not drug-based regimens. They are complete restoration plans—spanning gut renewal, organ cycling, parasite eviction, fasting rhythms, and prayer-based spiritual alignment.

Each plan is built on core biblical truths:
🕊 Healing belongs to the covenant.
🧬 The body remembers Eden.
🔥 Illness is often infestation, inflammation, or terrain betrayal.
🌾 Restoration is possible when the temple is cleansed.

We treat not through pharmaceuticals, but through biological repentance—fasting, rebuking parasites, sealing the gut, and resurrecting organs once thought dead.

Conditions We Support

  • Immune Dysregulation

    MCAS, lupus, HIV/AIDS, autoimmune fatigue

  • Neurological Conditions:

    Autism, ADHD, Parkinson’s, CFS/ME

  • Hormonal Collapse

    PCOS, endometriosis, menopause, infertility

  • Mold & Toxic Injury

    Biotoxin illness, pesticide exposure, Lyme

  • Gastrointestinal Disorders

    IBS, SIBO, candida, leaky gut

  • Post-Viral Syndromes

    Long COVID, vaccine injury, chronic EBV

  • Emotional & Spiritual Fatigue

    Depression, anxiety, OCD, PTSD

  • Men’s Health

    Low testosterone, prostate inflammation, infertility

  • Women’s Health

    ycle irregularity, uterine fibroids, ovarian shutdown

  • Metabolic Disorders

    Obesity, type 2 diabetes, NAFLD

  • Parasite Overload & Fungal Terrain

    The unseen epidemic behind many diagnoses

  • Vaccine Injury

    Detoxification protocols to remove heavy metals, spike proteins and damage

Special Focus: Autism & the Gut-Brain Reset

Special Focus: Autism & the Gut-Brain Reset

We believe many cases of autism may be biologically driven and reversible. Our flagship book, Autism, Parasites, and the Hidden Biological Crisis, outlines the paradigm shift: autism as a gut-brain-immune disruption caused by parasites, toxicity, and biofilm-protected inflammation. Our protocols offer full biological restoration—focusing on the 40-day fast, microbiome reset, and parasite evacuation.

We Are Not Doctors—We Are Terrain Healers

At Absurd, we do not diagnose. We do not prescribe. We do not practice pharmakeia. We are biblically grounded naturopaths, terrain restorers, and fast-guides—trained not in the systems of Babylon, but in the patterns of Eden.

Our protocols are rooted in the Word of God, the testimony of the saints, and the cutting edge of terrain biology. They are built on fasting rhythms, biblical organ support, parasite clearance, gut sealing, and spiritual realignment. We do not suppress symptoms. We remove invaders. We rebuild the soil. We restore what was stolen.

We offer treatment trajectories—not medical advice. These are covenant-based, non-pharmacological strategies meant for the remnant, the righteous, and the ready.

We Do Not Believe in Incurable Illnesses

We reject the verdicts of hopelessness spoken by man. No diagnosis is a death sentence in the kingdom of God. What the world calls chronic, we call interrupted. What the world calls incurable, we call incomplete. What the world gives up on, Yahweh resurrects.

We have witnessed the lame walk, the speechless speak, the infertile conceive, and the castaways return to radiant health. These are not flukes—they are the fruits of terrain restoration, Holy Spirit healing, and God’s mercy poured out on those who will repent, fast, and cleanse.

We are students of divine healing, stewards of biological truth, and defenders of the hope that heals. Every protocol we release begins with prayer. Every plan we design remembers the miracle.

He causeth the grass to grow for the cattle, and herb for the use of man: that he may bring forth bread out of the earth, and wine that maketh glad the heart of man, and oyle to make his face to shine, and bread which strengtheneth man’s heart.”

— Psalm 104:14–15,

Interested in Holy Spirit Guided Healing?

We receive clients by referral or interview only, under a naturopathic consultation framework—not as physicians, but as terrain-based fasting guides. If medical science has exhausted its options, we welcome you.

Once accepted, we:

  • Review your history through the lens of terrain collapse

  • Assign a fasting and detoxification protocol tailored to your needs

  • Support you with natural, non-pharmaceutical solutions including organ cycling, parasite cleansing, and nutritional resurrection

  • Walk with you spiritually and biologically, step by step

We do not treat everyone. We do not offer quick fixes. But if you are ready to fast, repent, and begin the journey—then healing is not only possible. It is promised.