Our Founders

M. Aristeía-Æ DNM MH

Naturopath • Biological Anthropologist • Inventor of the Resurrection Protocol

Aristeia did not choose the path of healing—it chose him. After a traumatic brain surgery left him disabled and hopeless, abandoned by a failing medical system, he turned not to drugs, but to Yahweh. Through prayer-led naturopathy and revelation-guided research, he rebuilt his biology from the ground up, becoming a Biblical Master Herbalist.

Over time, he would conquer, in Christ’s name, every so-called "incurable" condition he once carried:
Fibromyalgia. Chronic Fatigue Syndrome. Autism. Early-Onset Arthritis. Obesity. OCD, Chronic Depression. Migraines. Cancer.

None could stand against the protocols Yahweh revealed—rooted in fasting, natural medicine, and the restoration of biblical terrain. From that wilderness came the Absurd Protocol and the Resurrection Biology System, forged to reverse what the world says cannot be undone.

Today, Aristeia leads the vision of Absurd Health, not as a guru, but as a servant—walking proof that no sickness is permanent when the Designer rewrites the code.

“And the inhabitant shall not say, I am sick: the people that dwell therein shall have their iniquity forgiven.”— Isaiah 33:24,

J. Perkins

Master Agriculturalist • Regenerative Systems Architect • Eden Farmer

J. Perkins is the farmer of the future—and the keeper of the past. Once the operator of America’s largest agricultural production farm before COVID-19 disrupted the world, he left the industrial model behind to pioneer a new kind of soil: biblical, regenerative, resurrected.

As founder of two of the finest regenerative farms in America—J. Perkins builds from the ground up: farms, resorts, ecosystems, entire supply chains. He brings historical agriculture back to life using modern tools and Edenic vision. From desert to fertility, he has never met a plot of land he couldn’t heal.

Whether growing medicinal herbs, feeding livestock using Terrain, or restoring soil from devastation in a single season, J. Perkins’ genius is evident in every harvest. He is without a doubt the greatest agriculturalist of our era.

He is the earth-keeper of Absurd—growing not just food, but the foundation of the next era of health.

“And the LORD God took the man, and put him into the garden of Eden to dress it and to keep it.” — Genesis 2:15

Together, Aristeia and J. Perkins form the axis of the absurd—a divine partnership birthed not from ambition, but from obedience.

Their mission is clear:
To end suffering.
To reverse the curse.
To restore the soil, the soul, and the body.
To make Earth, once again, the dwelling place of healing.

And with the blessing of Yahweh, we are just getting started.