What We’re Growing

Restoring the Power of Plants—for the Healing of the Nations

Modern agriculture has failed the sick. Crops are weak, soils are stripped, and most herbs marketed for healing are inert, contaminated, or spiritually compromised. Sourcing high-impact botanicals for deep healing has become nearly impossible. That’s why we’ve taken matters into our own hands.

At Absurd, we are growing what no one else dares to grow—medicinal plants cultivated to the standards of Eden. These are not mere supplements. These are covenant-aligned restoratives, grown for the singular purpose of reversing biological and spiritual disease. Every root, leaf, and petal is calibrated for terrain renewal, gut restoration, and neurochemical rebalancing.

Our farms are now producing the exact herbal agents necessary for treating the foundational biological crises of our generation. We are targeting the hidden roots of illness—parasites, biofilms, neurotoxins, and mitochondrial failure. From Alzheimer’s and cancer to heart disease, diabetes, autism, depression, and immune collapse, our goal is not to suppress symptoms but to uproot the cause.

This requires a level of purity, spiritual alignment, and soil regeneration that does not exist in the conventional world. We irrigate only with structured, mineral-rich water. Our soils are rebuilt to mimic Edenic topsoil—alive with microbial intelligence. We do not allow hybridization, pesticides, hormone disruptors, or anti-healing residues. The plants are harvested at their peak frequency and handled like sacred instruments. This is not industrial agriculture. It is priesthood through soil.

Our Yahweh-given botanical arsenal is scheduled for public release in 2026, once our multi-year growing cycle reaches maturity. These formulas will not be mass-distributed. They will be entrusted to those who understand what they are—remedies birthed from consecrated earth, prepared to reverse what modern medicine has failed to touch.

If you are waiting for real healing—be patient. The garden is growing. The roots are forming. And what we are about to release will change the story of illness for this generation.