Absurd Buildout Services
Restoring the Soil of Eden. Deploying Farms for the Future.
We do not disclose our full technology stack publicly. Instead, we offer high-impact agricultural deployment services—designed to transform dead land into healing ground and build out entire food and medicine-producing farms from scratch. We serve clients committed to full purity, food sovereignty, and terrain restoration.
High-Tier Private Packages
Custom-engineered, high-output, spiritually aligned food systems for sovereign clients, nations, and strategic landholders.
Healing City Farm Grid – $38M+
A blueprint for food-sovereign cities and self-healing urban environments.
Includes the development of 7–10 modular healing farms positioned within a 20-mile city grid, interconnected with smart logistics, cold-chain delivery, and integrated urban pescaponics. Each site includes its own processing zone, community CSA node, and structured water system.
Feeds up to 250,000 people/year
Produces up to $10M/year in food, herbs, and products
Enables complete decentralization of urban food chains
Includes Healing Council design for citywide health revival
Seed Ark & Botanical Vault — $17M
The post-collapse solution for healing humanity through plants.
Includes construction of a subterranean, climate-controlled seed vault with over 2,000 medicinal and food-producing species; hydroponic test lab; terrain-tier herbarium; and processing/drying facilities.
Built to last 100+ years with backup power, water, and air systems
Can regenerate food systems post-disaster or post-famine
Includes propagation protocols, ancient seeds, and Absurd climate engineering
Arcadia Healing Nation Deployment - $74M
Absurd’s flagship full-nation farm and healing infrastructure deployment.
This includes soil restoration across 5–10 major farming zones in a selected nation, plus Healing Centers, structured water wells, training academies, CSA logistics, and microfarms deployed to individual villages.
Restores degraded national topsoil in 1–2 years
Creates 1–2M lbs/month of edible output
Includes Absurd training university and national food protocols
Designed to end famine and reverse disease in whole populations
Healing Ranch & Animal Protocol Estate (500+ acres) — $19M+
The world’s cleanest livestock system, built for spiritual and metabolic renewal.
This package includes multi-species pasture healing layouts, terrain-based rotational grazing, no-vaccine animal lines, organ-harvest centers (for terrain glandulars), and butchery aligned to Edenic blood law. Designed to produce 100% clean meat, tallow, organs, and bones for healing use.
Feeds 20,000+ families with terrain-safe meat annually
Optimized healthcare for animals to Absurd standard
Includes livestock healing certification and structured watering
Vertical Megafarm for Export —$37M
The world’s cleanest livestock and produce system, built for spiritual and metabolic renewal.
This package includes multi-species pasture healing layouts, terrain-based rotational grazing, clean animal lines,, and butchery aligned to Edenic blood law. Designed to produce 100% clean meat in addition to full vertical farming
Feeds 20,000+ families with terrain-safe meat annually, and hundreds of thousands with produce.
Optimized healthcare for animals to Absurd standard
Includes livestock healing certification and structured watering
Healing Hospital — $22M
A self-contained reversal system that eradicates chronic illness wherever it lands.
This turnkey facility includes everything needed in the Absurd protocols to eliminate illness.. Built to reverse autoimmune, neurodegenerative, and gut-based disease in 40–80 day cycles—no drugs required.
Heals up to 2,500 individuals per deployment annually
Deployable to disaster zones, failed hospitals, or rural regions
Includes team training, spiritual protocol alignment, and post-recovery agriculture startup kit
Partner with the Future of Healing and Agriculture
Absurd is more than a farm builder—it’s a deployment force for Edenic restoration. From full-scale terrain transformation to livestock systems, from hyperyield food production to healing-centered clinics, every package is designed to bring forth biological renewal, biblical alignment, and measurable impact.
Whether you need soil revived, a healing retreat built, or a nation-fed through integrated aquaponic systems—we deliver it at the highest possible standard, with spiritual integrity and scientific precision. No system on earth does what Absurd does.
Book a consultation today to explore how our team can build, restore, or scale your healing mission—anywhere in the world.