For over a decade, Absurd Health has quietly developed natural, biblically aligned treatment protocols for some of the most devastating and widespread conditions of our time. These are not pharmaceutical band-aids, but restorative systems of care grounded in fasting, gut microbiome reset, parasite cleansing, mineral replenishment, structured water, and terrain regeneration. Every protocol is prayerfully built from Scripture, biology, and real-world results. And now, for the first time, they are being prepared for release.

Our healing approach begins with the assumption that Yahweh created the body to heal—if given the right conditions. That’s why our solutions work not by suppressing symptoms, but by rebuilding biological order. This is resurrection biology: restoring the divine blueprint through nutrition, fasting rhythms, natural antimicrobials, organ-specific support, and deeply intelligent gut-brain recalibration. We do not promise a panacea. But we offer something more honest—the restoration of hope where medicine has failed.

These protocols are not synthetic. They are grown. Many of the herbal remedies, powders, oils, and nutrients at the heart of these protocols are already being cultivated through our partner farms, where soil health, biblical stewardship, and nutrient density are preserved. Our growing supply chain includes Holy Spirit-led farms around the world, producing the remedies of Eden—restorative, clean, and powerful. As each ingredient becomes available, the protocols will be released in phases. Some protocols will be available as ready-made kits; others as downloadable plans with supporting supplements.