Visit an Absurd Certified Farm

Come see where healing begins—at the roots.

We invite you to book a rare, immersive experience at our Absurd Certified regenerative farm in Indiana—a living blueprint of Edenic agriculture, terrain restoration, and Holy Spirit-aligned cultivation.

Your visit includes:

  • A guided tour of our working regenerative farm system

  • Firsthand insight into seed vaults, soil regeneration, and terrain crop production

  • Optional tastings of in-season produce used in our healing protocols

  • Conversations with farmers practicing non-industrial, biblically inspired agriculture

  • Local accommodation included for a comfortable, peaceful stay

  • Meet our Founders and discuss the future of agriculture

This is not a petting zoo. This is the front lines of agricultural redemption.

Come walk the land. Breathe the soil. Taste what food was meant to be.
Space is limited, due to research and time constraints we only take one visit per month —book your agritourism experience today.

The Absurd Farm Visit Experience
$3,500.00

A Sacred Encounter with the Future of Food and Healing
$3,500 – All-Inclusive, One-of-a-Kind Agritourism Retreat

Step into the living soil of restoration. At our Absurd Certified farm in Indiana, you won’t just witness regenerative agriculture—you’ll experience the Edenic future of food, terrain healing, and Holy Spirit-led farming.

This exclusive $3,500 experience includes:

  • Luxury 5-star accommodation at one of our preferred countryside partners

  • Farm-to-fork gourmet meals crafted with local regenerative ingredients

  • Round-trip private transport from Indianapolis International Airport

  • Full-day immersive farm tour including seasonal plant tastings, ancient seed exhibits, and terrain-theory cultivation walkthroughs

  • A deep dive into the Absurd philosophy of healing through land, seed, and Spirit

  • Personal Q&A time with our lead farmers and terrain specialists.

  • plus private terrain consultation, sample herbs/supplements, organ cycling insight, and a healing prayer session.

This is not a vacation. It’s a reorientation—a rare encounter with what food was before commodification, and what healing can be when soil, body, and Spirit are one.

Book your journey now. Limited openings per season.
Come walk the fields of restoration—and leave changed.