The Absurd Farm Visit Experience
A Sacred Encounter with the Future of Food and Healing
$3,500 – All-Inclusive, One-of-a-Kind Agritourism Retreat
Step into the living soil of restoration. At our Absurd Certified farm in Indiana, you won’t just witness regenerative agriculture—you’ll experience the Edenic future of food, terrain healing, and Holy Spirit-led farming.
This exclusive $3,500 experience includes:
Luxury 5-star accommodation at one of our preferred countryside partners
Farm-to-fork gourmet meals crafted with local regenerative ingredients
Round-trip private transport from Indianapolis International Airport
Full-day immersive farm tour including seasonal plant tastings, ancient seed exhibits, and terrain-theory cultivation walkthroughs
A deep dive into the Absurd philosophy of healing through land, seed, and Spirit
Personal Q&A time with our lead farmers and terrain specialists.
plus private terrain consultation, sample herbs/supplements, organ cycling insight, and a healing prayer session.
This is not a vacation. It’s a reorientation—a rare encounter with what food was before commodification, and what healing can be when soil, body, and Spirit are one.
Book your journey now. Limited openings per season.
Come walk the fields of restoration—and leave changed.
A Sacred Encounter with the Future of Food and Healing
$3,500 – All-Inclusive, One-of-a-Kind Agritourism Retreat
Step into the living soil of restoration. At our Absurd Certified farm in Indiana, you won’t just witness regenerative agriculture—you’ll experience the Edenic future of food, terrain healing, and Holy Spirit-led farming.
This exclusive $3,500 experience includes:
Luxury 5-star accommodation at one of our preferred countryside partners
Farm-to-fork gourmet meals crafted with local regenerative ingredients
Round-trip private transport from Indianapolis International Airport
Full-day immersive farm tour including seasonal plant tastings, ancient seed exhibits, and terrain-theory cultivation walkthroughs
A deep dive into the Absurd philosophy of healing through land, seed, and Spirit
Personal Q&A time with our lead farmers and terrain specialists.
plus private terrain consultation, sample herbs/supplements, organ cycling insight, and a healing prayer session.
This is not a vacation. It’s a reorientation—a rare encounter with what food was before commodification, and what healing can be when soil, body, and Spirit are one.
Book your journey now. Limited openings per season.
Come walk the fields of restoration—and leave changed.