We Can Build Your Homestead

Turn your land into a sanctuary.
Absurd Health offers complete homestead design, buildout, and healing infrastructure for families, ministries, and regenerative communities seeking to live in alignment with biblical healing, terrain theory, and Edenic restoration. Whether you're starting from scratch or restoring an inherited property, our team will bring the impossible to life.

Vision Meets Blueprint

Every homestead we build begins with a prophetic design process.
We assess your land, climate, and goals—then layer in:

  • Terrain-based food systems

  • Expert designed led layout and flow

  • Structured water installations

  • Healing gardens and apothecaries

  • Livestock designed for metabolic restoration

  • Sacred housing architecture (modular or natural build)

  • Backup power, water independence, and 21st-century off-grid technologies

📍 Designed for healing. Built for generations.

Eden Mini-Homestead - $275K

  • For 1–3 acres

  • Regenerative garden, chicken coop, herbal layout

  • Modular housing + healing food system

  • Rainwater harvesting + basic energy storage

Zion Tier Estate - $595K

  • For 5–10 acres

  • Livestock rotation, orchard, healing spring layout

  • Dual-structure homesite (main + guest)

  • Full food security + terrain-based food programming

  • Healing infrastructure (structured water, vortex planting, raised apothecaries)

Ark Healing Village - $1.75M

  • 15–100+ acres

  • Full microcommunity layout

  • Up to 10 structures (clinic, houses, barn, healing pavilion)

  • Livestock, hydroponics, agriponics, and pescaponics

  • Edenic soil protocol and wildlife integration

  • Revival-ready. Ministry-ready. Famine-proof.

🌍 Foreign nation deployments start at $2.5M due to logistics and permitting. Currently accepting inquiries.

Our Proven Experience

We don’t just design dreams—we’ve built them.

Members of our team and global network have developed award-winning resorts, regenerative farms, and high-end residential communities across four continents. From off-grid desert sanctuaries to luxury healing estates, our builders, farmers, and designers bring unmatched experience to every sacred assignment.

We’ve built:

  • Functional farms that outperform industrial agriculture

  • Retreat centers that heal body and soul

  • Homes that harmonize structure, Spirit, and soil

  • Systems that regenerate land in a single season

Whether you’re restoring a family homestead, creating a healing community, or building a wilderness refuge—we have the team, vision, and capacity to bring it to life.

No project is too big. No dream is too small.
If the vision is in your heart, we can build it with our hands.

Our Services

We also offer à la carte services and consultations, including:

  • Topsoil Resurrection – $12,500/acre

  • Structured Water System Installation – $35,000

  • Healing Greenhouse (Edenic herbs) – $65,000

  • Custom Organs & Apothecary Food Program – $14,000/year

  • Terrain-Focused Livestock System – $125,000

  • Absurd Healing Pavilion – $85,000

  • Consulting Package for Existing Properties – $19,500

Schedule a Consultation

We are experts at building agricultural infrastructure.

We only take on a limited number of homestead clients per year. All projects begin with a high-level discovery consultation to assess scope and alignment.

➡️ Ready to build a healing future? Schedule a consult today.