This is not a farm box. This is terrain restoration in a crate.

Our farms do not grow vegetables for the sake of tradition or culinary habit. We are not here to recreate grocery store offerings. Absurd-certified farms operate on a different principle entirely—we do not treat vegetables as food, but as agents of healing. Through years of research and clinical testing, we have uncovered that most vegetables act more like terrain modulators—biological inputs that shift mood, immunity, hormones, and cellular behavior. In this light, they must be respected as botanical medicine, not daily staples.

That’s why our CSA operates as a community-supported apothecary. Each delivery is crafted not for general consumption, but for therapeutic impact. Our produce boxes are designed by naturopaths and terrain-based doctors, with each crop selected for its targeted effect on the human body. A person battling fatigue may receive energy-enhancing greens grown in mitochondrial-repair soil. A child with autism may be prescribed bitter greens for neurotransmitter recalibration. A person healing from cancer may receive gut-sealing herbs and terrain-aligned mineral vegetables.

This is not agriculture. It is prescription farming.

Our CSA members are not random subscribers. They are terrain participants—individuals and families enrolled in a new model of medicine, rooted in Yahweh’s healing creation. Every harvest is prayed over. Every seed is selected for resonance. And every delivery comes with protocol guidance and spiritual intention.

To understand why we take this approach—and why we no longer view vegetables as universal food—we encourage you to read our paradigm-shifting book, “Vegetables Are Toxic.” It will challenge everything you thought you knew about nutrition and open a new world of healing through sacred terrain.

Healing begins in the soil. And your next prescription might just be growing.