We are the world leaders in a whole new medical system - “Terrain Medicine,” based on the research of Dr Antoine Béchamp and Dr Claude Bernard.
We’ve brought his research forward into the 22nd Century and can now do things that conventional medicine could only dream of, including end chronic illness. We offer Terrain consults with clients looking to improve their wellness and health goals.

We are a full-stack platform built on a proprietary terrain-based medical model that replaces symptom suppression with total biological restoration. Our protocols, diagnostic systems, and practitioner training programs form a complete, alternative healthcare ecosystem—fully distinct from pharmaceutical medicine.

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We Specialize In:

  • ALS

    Our modeling has shown terrain medicine may be effective in reversing the trajectory of ALS in the very early stages.

  • Autism

    We’ve written three books on the topic - we strongly believe that autism can be reversed if treated before the age of six-eight.

  • Autoimmune

    From celiacs to IBS and , fibromyalgia to CFS, terrain medicine may be able to help with symptoms or even reverse.

  • Cancer

    We can work alongside your oncology team to provide wellness and naturopathic advice to improve the chances of remission

  • Brain Enhancement

    We can optimize your brain nutrition to reverse brain aging by up to 20 years, while also improving memory and cognition

  • Longevity

    We are actively studying longevity and believe its possible to extend human lifespan by five hundred years or more

  • Psychology

    We have our own dedicated psychological system called “Covenant Psychology” which offers an alternative to existing models

  • Diabetes

    Our protocols induce high fasting offering powerful treatments for diabetes management.

  • Weight Loss

    Lose up to 50lbs in 40 days on our no craving protocols for effective and efficient weight loss without the need for exercise.

  • Microbiome

    We can restart your microbiome and reseed with customized probiotic makeups for altered physiological effects.

  • Gut Health

    From Celiacs to IBS and everything in-between Terrain medicine shows great promise to reset the gut and bile flow working

  • Over 80+ Conditions

    Terrain medicine is powerful. Whatever your condtions we’d love to get you started on ‘original’ medicine.

Undertake the Forty Day Fast

Reset your life with a 40-Day Consecration Program that blends spiritual seriousness with practical, day-to-day coaching—custom protocol, unlimited questions with fast replies, a dedicated chart so guidance fits your labs and history, plus daily touchpoints, weekly check-ins, and a structured refeed plan. This is structured 40 day fast, just like the one Christ undertook in the Desert, but adapted for our modern times.

Lose up to fifty pounds in forty days!

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What Clients Have Told Us

“I lost 50 pounds in 40 days on a Terrain protocol, and the change wasn’t just on the scale. Within three weeks my energy stopped crashing in the afternoons, my sleep deepened, and the brain fog that I’d quietly accepted as ‘normal’ simply lifted. My liver too saw phenomenal change, going from toxin laden to completely regenerated in forty days. Terrain gave me a structured sequence—clear meals, mineral support, gentle cleansing, and a sane rhythm—that taught my body how to heal instead of fight. The weight loss feels like a side effect of something deeper: inflammation down, cravings gone, mood stable, and skin clear. I have never felt healthier or more in control of my own physiology.”

— AA

“I lost 10 pounds in a single week—and it was the exact kind of weight I could never touch: estrogenic fat around my hips, thighs, lower belly, and upper arms. I’ve chased that stubborn padding for twenty years with every heavy-dieting trick in the book, and nothing worked. Terrain Medicine did in seven days what decades of restriction couldn’t. My water retention dropped, my ring size changed, my face de-puffed, and most importantly my pre-menopause diagnosis was reversed. Hot flashes calmed, sleep normalized, mood evened out, and my cycle returned to a healthy pattern without the ‘hormonal rollercoaster’ I’d resigned myself to. The process wasn’t punishment; it felt intelligent, targeted, and kind to my body. I’m happier, lighter, and healthier—and the speed of the shift convinced me that Terrain works quickly and effectively when the root issues are addressed.

— J.M.

“I reversed a debilitating IBS-C pattern and what used to be a severe gluten intolerance. For years, a single slice of pizza would mean hives, bloating, and a day lost to discomfort; now I can enjoy a slice without reactions, and my digestion is regular for the first time in memory. The shocking part was how quickly it happened once I stopped doing the ‘healthy’ things that were secretly hurting me. There were foods and habits my doctors said were fine that, for my body, were not fine at all. Terrain helped me identify and remove the irritants, reduce inflammation, and rebuild gut integrity in a logical order. The relief has been life-changing: no more living around my stomach, no more emergency planning after meals, no more fear of social eating. I feel free, and I didn’t think that was possible

— M.O.

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Our medical and wellness educational plans are designed to help you reach whatever your health goals are

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Customized Wellness Report

Includes 90 minute evaluation, multi-specialist input, and twenty page report with Terrain explanations.

Includes Signal Access

+ $199 for overnight service

The Future

$1,795+

Bespoke Enhancements

Estrogen Flushing, Longevity, Brain Acceleration, Microbiome Customization, and more

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  • From resurrection science, to theory about the future of biology we’ve covered it all, and are actively publishing more.

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