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Weather/Barometric Pressure Headache Consultation – Stabilize the Storm

$149.00

$149 | 60 minutes
Do storms, airplane travel, or changing temperatures trigger your head pain?

Includes:

Brain pressure regulation (bicarbonate + carbonic acid balance)
Lymphatic drainage + sinus pressure protocol
Mitochondrial hydration strategies
Light-sound nervous system tuning
Optional prayer for environmental trauma/instability roots

Quantity:

$149 | 60 minutes
Do storms, airplane travel, or changing temperatures trigger your head pain?

Includes:

Brain pressure regulation (bicarbonate + carbonic acid balance)
Lymphatic drainage + sinus pressure protocol
Mitochondrial hydration strategies
Light-sound nervous system tuning
Optional prayer for environmental trauma/instability roots

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