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"Purge the invaders. Cast out what does not belong."
Starting at $699
This is where the healing begins. Parasites, candida, biofilms, mold, and rogue bacteria must be cleared. We guide you through the only protocol that works, combining ancient wisdom with modern breakthroughs in terrain theory and fasting.
Includes:
60-minute terrain intake consult
40-day or 28-day parasite cleanse protocol
Daily guidance and coaching (email + 2x check-ins)
Absurd-approved binder and herb schedule
Optional supplement ordering support
“Vegetables Are Toxic” PDF guide included
Results:
Initial terrain relief, reduced cravings, emotional clarity, GI restoration, 5–15 lbs of fat loss.
"Purge the invaders. Cast out what does not belong."
Starting at $699
This is where the healing begins. Parasites, candida, biofilms, mold, and rogue bacteria must be cleared. We guide you through the only protocol that works, combining ancient wisdom with modern breakthroughs in terrain theory and fasting.
Includes:
60-minute terrain intake consult
40-day or 28-day parasite cleanse protocol
Daily guidance and coaching (email + 2x check-ins)
Absurd-approved binder and herb schedule
Optional supplement ordering support
“Vegetables Are Toxic” PDF guide included
Results:
Initial terrain relief, reduced cravings, emotional clarity, GI restoration, 5–15 lbs of fat loss.