The Absurd Weight Loss Protocol

The Program: $995

Same cost as one month of Ozempic.
Only this is:
✔ One-time
✔ Permanent
✔ Life-giving
✔ Root-level

What’s Included:

• Full 40-Day Protocol PDF (instant download)

• Daily support guide + food lists

• Supplement & binder cheat sheet

• 2x 1-on-1 consults (Beginning + Midpoint)

• Emotional healing exercises + spiritual insight map

• Refeed phase instructions so you never rebound

Add optional coaching: +$295 for 4 live check-ins
Group version launching Fall 2025