


The Absurd Health Roundtable Review
Get the Wisdom of a Team, Not Just One Voice.
When you're dealing with chronic illness, breakthrough requires more than a single opinion. Our Roundtable Reviewbrings together multiple certified professionals from different disciplines—biological, spiritual, and clinical—to evaluate your case and provide a comprehensive 360° healing strategy.
Every Roundtable is convened for one purpose: to help you get well.
🔹 What’s Included:
A full review of your intake, symptoms, history, labs (if applicable), and current challenges
3–4 expert perspectives from our team: RD physicians, terrain specialists, spiritual counselors, trauma practitioners, or birth/fertility advisors
A 20–30 minute recorded case discussion (video or audio)
A personalized Breakthrough Report: your 90-day recovery path with specific action steps
Supplement, dietary, spiritual, and lifestyle strategy
Referral to follow-up resources (consults, labs, retreats, or coaching)
🔹 Who This Is For:
Those with complex, unresolved illness
Those needing direction after multiple failed treatments
Families seeking a non-fragmented, faith-based path forward
Anyone who feels stuck and wants clarity + conviction + a plan
🔹 Cost:
$450 (flat)
Members on the Complete or Family plan receive $100–$200 discount.
Get the Wisdom of a Team, Not Just One Voice.
When you're dealing with chronic illness, breakthrough requires more than a single opinion. Our Roundtable Reviewbrings together multiple certified professionals from different disciplines—biological, spiritual, and clinical—to evaluate your case and provide a comprehensive 360° healing strategy.
Every Roundtable is convened for one purpose: to help you get well.
🔹 What’s Included:
A full review of your intake, symptoms, history, labs (if applicable), and current challenges
3–4 expert perspectives from our team: RD physicians, terrain specialists, spiritual counselors, trauma practitioners, or birth/fertility advisors
A 20–30 minute recorded case discussion (video or audio)
A personalized Breakthrough Report: your 90-day recovery path with specific action steps
Supplement, dietary, spiritual, and lifestyle strategy
Referral to follow-up resources (consults, labs, retreats, or coaching)
🔹 Who This Is For:
Those with complex, unresolved illness
Those needing direction after multiple failed treatments
Families seeking a non-fragmented, faith-based path forward
Anyone who feels stuck and wants clarity + conviction + a plan
🔹 Cost:
$450 (flat)
Members on the Complete or Family plan receive $100–$200 discount.