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"Balance the Throne. Discern the Vessel."
Hormones are more than chemicals—they are divine messengers, aligning identity, intimacy, energy, and authority. This panel reveals how your body is stewarding these signals: whether vitality flows or is being suppressed.
Measures total and free testosterone (in both men and women) — essential for covenant clarity, metabolic fire, and cellular strength
SHBG (Sex Hormone‑Binding Globulin) indicates how freely hormone is available vs bound — revealing hardwired suppression or liberation
Illuminates issues such as low libido, fatigue, post-fast recovery blocks, or male/female fatigue
Ideal for those rebuilding masculine strength, verifying fasting impact, or addressing postpartum overwhelm
🧠 Within Absurd’s terrain model, this panel serves as the Covenant Checkpoint: is your hormonal throne restored or hijacked? It guides tailored restoration—without synthetic pills.
“The righteous are bold as a lion.” — Proverbs 28:1
"Balance the Throne. Discern the Vessel."
Hormones are more than chemicals—they are divine messengers, aligning identity, intimacy, energy, and authority. This panel reveals how your body is stewarding these signals: whether vitality flows or is being suppressed.
Measures total and free testosterone (in both men and women) — essential for covenant clarity, metabolic fire, and cellular strength
SHBG (Sex Hormone‑Binding Globulin) indicates how freely hormone is available vs bound — revealing hardwired suppression or liberation
Illuminates issues such as low libido, fatigue, post-fast recovery blocks, or male/female fatigue
Ideal for those rebuilding masculine strength, verifying fasting impact, or addressing postpartum overwhelm
🧠 Within Absurd’s terrain model, this panel serves as the Covenant Checkpoint: is your hormonal throne restored or hijacked? It guides tailored restoration—without synthetic pills.
“The righteous are bold as a lion.” — Proverbs 28:1