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Resurrection Protocol

$1,799.00

The full terrain recalibration process, held over 6 sessions, crafted for those serious about true freedom.
Includes:

Deep terrain modeling + spiritual block inventory
Layered food-mood-behavior correction
Glandular cycle programming
Realignment of receptor tone
Post-reset maintenance map

Quantity:

The full terrain recalibration process, held over 6 sessions, crafted for those serious about true freedom.
Includes:

Deep terrain modeling + spiritual block inventory
Layered food-mood-behavior correction
Glandular cycle programming
Realignment of receptor tone
Post-reset maintenance map

These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. The products, protocols, services, and educational materials on this site are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. All consultations and programs are provided under a naturopathic and educational framework, not medical advice. Always consult your licensed physician before beginning any new health regimen. Absurd Health and its practitioners do not claim to replace medical care, but offer spiritual and natural wellness strategies rooted in biblical and holistic traditions.