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"Calm the Cycle. Soothe the Sanctuary."
Progesterone is the sacred balm of the female terrain—the hormone of peace, order, and covenant timing. When it falls out of rhythm, cycles unravel, restlessness takes root, and emotional clarity fades. This test reveals whether your inner sanctuary still holds the rhythm of Eden—or if modern toxins, fasting stress, or trauma have muted the pulse.
Uses LC/MS/MS precision to track true bioavailable progesterone
Vital for women with PMS, infertility, miscarriages, or emotional dysregulation
Supports post-fast hormonal recovery, sleep stability, uterine lining healing, and estrogen balance
Crucial in protocols involving ovary gland, structured water, and neurotransmitter reset
🧠 In the Absurd framework, progesterone is the Spirit of Sabbath inside the body. It allows women to return to divine time—where creation flows from rest, not stress.
“And he said unto them, The Sabbath was made for man…” — Mark 2:27
"Calm the Cycle. Soothe the Sanctuary."
Progesterone is the sacred balm of the female terrain—the hormone of peace, order, and covenant timing. When it falls out of rhythm, cycles unravel, restlessness takes root, and emotional clarity fades. This test reveals whether your inner sanctuary still holds the rhythm of Eden—or if modern toxins, fasting stress, or trauma have muted the pulse.
Uses LC/MS/MS precision to track true bioavailable progesterone
Vital for women with PMS, infertility, miscarriages, or emotional dysregulation
Supports post-fast hormonal recovery, sleep stability, uterine lining healing, and estrogen balance
Crucial in protocols involving ovary gland, structured water, and neurotransmitter reset
🧠 In the Absurd framework, progesterone is the Spirit of Sabbath inside the body. It allows women to return to divine time—where creation flows from rest, not stress.
“And he said unto them, The Sabbath was made for man…” — Mark 2:27