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Absurd Certified - Pasture Raised Super Organic Beef Liver
The Original Multivitamin. The First Offering.
Beef liver is the most nutrient-dense food on Earth—a biological powerhouse and sacred cornerstone of the Absurd Protocol. Revered in Scripture, honored in ancestral medicine, and now reclaimed by the righteous, this organ was once set aside for priests and warriors. Today, it remains the first act of bodily restoration, especially after fasting, depletion, or chronic dysfunction.
Why Liver?
Beef liver is loaded with bioavailable nutrients in forms the body can actually absorb and use—far beyond what synthetic vitamins provide.
Nutritional Highlights (per 1 oz serving, approx. 28g dehydrated):
Vitamin A (Retinol): ~16,000–20,000 IU
Vitamin B12: ~50–70 mcg (over 2000% DV)
Folate (B9): ~140 mcg
Riboflavin (B2): ~2.8 mg
Niacin (B3): ~14 mg
Choline: ~330 mg
Iron (Heme): ~5–6 mg (highly bioavailable)
Copper: ~0.3–0.5 mg
Zinc: ~1.5 mg
CoQ10: Potent levels for mitochondrial health
Amino Acids: Complete profile for tissue repair
Protein: ~7–8g per oz (dehydrated)
Minimal carbs, high absorption efficiency
These nutrients support red blood cell formation, methylation, hormone balance, energy production, neurotransmitter synthesis, fertility, and detoxification—all through a single, God-designed food.
Why It Works in the Protocol
Liver is the first food reintroduced after long-term fasting in our Resurrection Biology model. It restores depleted nutrient reserves, strengthens blood, and recalibrates the gut lining with high-density co-factors. Liver directly supports:
Anemia reversal and oxygen capacity
Mood stabilization and neurotransmitter balance
Fertility and hormonal restoration
Liver phase 1/2 detox enzyme support
Immune system reactivation
In Scripture, the liver was not discarded—it was separated, sanctified. Today, we recover its power and consume it with reverence.
Usage Guidelines
Start with ½–1 oz daily (freeze-dried or cooked).
Best consumed with fat (e.g., tallow or egg yolk) for A/D absorption.
Can be taken whole (capsules), powdered, or lightly cooked (fresh).
Pair with adrenal or kidney for deeper terrain support.
Ideal post-fast or during immune rebuilding.
Theological Footnote
In Exodus and Leviticus, the liver was offered on the altar—set aside, never profaned. We honor this by consuming only clean, grass-fed, biblically aligned sources, handled with care and gratitude.
“The fat and the liver were to be burned as a pleasing aroma to Yahweh.” — Leviticus 3:4-5
The Original Multivitamin. The First Offering.
Beef liver is the most nutrient-dense food on Earth—a biological powerhouse and sacred cornerstone of the Absurd Protocol. Revered in Scripture, honored in ancestral medicine, and now reclaimed by the righteous, this organ was once set aside for priests and warriors. Today, it remains the first act of bodily restoration, especially after fasting, depletion, or chronic dysfunction.
Why Liver?
Beef liver is loaded with bioavailable nutrients in forms the body can actually absorb and use—far beyond what synthetic vitamins provide.
Nutritional Highlights (per 1 oz serving, approx. 28g dehydrated):
Vitamin A (Retinol): ~16,000–20,000 IU
Vitamin B12: ~50–70 mcg (over 2000% DV)
Folate (B9): ~140 mcg
Riboflavin (B2): ~2.8 mg
Niacin (B3): ~14 mg
Choline: ~330 mg
Iron (Heme): ~5–6 mg (highly bioavailable)
Copper: ~0.3–0.5 mg
Zinc: ~1.5 mg
CoQ10: Potent levels for mitochondrial health
Amino Acids: Complete profile for tissue repair
Protein: ~7–8g per oz (dehydrated)
Minimal carbs, high absorption efficiency
These nutrients support red blood cell formation, methylation, hormone balance, energy production, neurotransmitter synthesis, fertility, and detoxification—all through a single, God-designed food.
Why It Works in the Protocol
Liver is the first food reintroduced after long-term fasting in our Resurrection Biology model. It restores depleted nutrient reserves, strengthens blood, and recalibrates the gut lining with high-density co-factors. Liver directly supports:
Anemia reversal and oxygen capacity
Mood stabilization and neurotransmitter balance
Fertility and hormonal restoration
Liver phase 1/2 detox enzyme support
Immune system reactivation
In Scripture, the liver was not discarded—it was separated, sanctified. Today, we recover its power and consume it with reverence.
Usage Guidelines
Start with ½–1 oz daily (freeze-dried or cooked).
Best consumed with fat (e.g., tallow or egg yolk) for A/D absorption.
Can be taken whole (capsules), powdered, or lightly cooked (fresh).
Pair with adrenal or kidney for deeper terrain support.
Ideal post-fast or during immune rebuilding.
Theological Footnote
In Exodus and Leviticus, the liver was offered on the altar—set aside, never profaned. We honor this by consuming only clean, grass-fed, biblically aligned sources, handled with care and gratitude.
“The fat and the liver were to be burned as a pleasing aroma to Yahweh.” — Leviticus 3:4-5