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"Measure the Fire Within. Reveal the Spark of Life."
Every symptom is downstream of cellular energy failure. The mitochondria are more than powerhouses—they are spiritual reactors, converting nourishment and breath into action, healing, and resurrection. This panel detects whether your body can ignite, or whether the flame has gone out.
Lactate & Pyruvate levels reveal if energy is being produced aerobically (clean fire) or anaerobically (stress metabolism)
Organic acids track key mitochondrial cofactors, Krebs cycle intermediates, and nutrient blocks
Identifies terrain states behind fatigue, brain fog, muscle weakness, EMF sensitivity, and POTS
🧠 In the Absurd model, mitochondria are altars of biochemical worship—if they’re broken, the offering burns wrong. This test shows us if there’s enough cellular oxygen, minerals, and coherence for the fire to fall.
“He shall baptize you with the Holy Ghost, and with fire.” — Matthew 3:11
"Measure the Fire Within. Reveal the Spark of Life."
Every symptom is downstream of cellular energy failure. The mitochondria are more than powerhouses—they are spiritual reactors, converting nourishment and breath into action, healing, and resurrection. This panel detects whether your body can ignite, or whether the flame has gone out.
Lactate & Pyruvate levels reveal if energy is being produced aerobically (clean fire) or anaerobically (stress metabolism)
Organic acids track key mitochondrial cofactors, Krebs cycle intermediates, and nutrient blocks
Identifies terrain states behind fatigue, brain fog, muscle weakness, EMF sensitivity, and POTS
🧠 In the Absurd model, mitochondria are altars of biochemical worship—if they’re broken, the offering burns wrong. This test shows us if there’s enough cellular oxygen, minerals, and coherence for the fire to fall.
“He shall baptize you with the Holy Ghost, and with fire.” — Matthew 3:11