This is your foundation. In this one-time consultation, we’ll:
Review your diagnosis or symptom history
Identify your terrain breakdown (gut, liver, hormones, trauma)
Recommend your starting point in the Absurd Protocol
Customize your first 14–30 days of fasting, cleansing, or rebuilding
Point out red flags and blind spots in your current plan
Explain the why behind illness and the ‘why not’
Answers the questions you’ve had for many years.
You’ll leave with: a clear action path, top 3 focus areas, and immediate next steps.
Great for those in active crisis or confusion. 90 minute session
This is your foundation. In this one-time consultation, we’ll:
Review your diagnosis or symptom history
Identify your terrain breakdown (gut, liver, hormones, trauma)
Recommend your starting point in the Absurd Protocol
Customize your first 14–30 days of fasting, cleansing, or rebuilding
Point out red flags and blind spots in your current plan
Explain the why behind illness and the ‘why not’
Answers the questions you’ve had for many years.
You’ll leave with: a clear action path, top 3 focus areas, and immediate next steps.
Great for those in active crisis or confusion. 90 minute session