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"Trace the Methylation. Unlock the Mind."
Your cells don’t just breathe and divide—they communicate, repair DNA, and manage neurochemical balance through a divine biochemical rhythm called methylation. This panel reveals whether that rhythm has been broken by toxicity, parasites, trauma, or inherited weakness.
Homocysteine signals methylation failure, inflammation, vascular risk, and spiritual fog.
Vitamin B12 and Folate are core methyl donors—without them, energy drops, mood crashes, and detox slows.
Linked to memory loss, depression, autism, cardiovascular strain, and hormonal chaos.
🧠 In the Absurd model, methylation is the epigenetic dial—governing joy, clarity, detox, even the ability to hear from God. This panel reveals whether that dial is stuck, deficient, or hijacked.
“He that teacheth man knowledge, shall not he know?” — Psalm 94:10
"Trace the Methylation. Unlock the Mind."
Your cells don’t just breathe and divide—they communicate, repair DNA, and manage neurochemical balance through a divine biochemical rhythm called methylation. This panel reveals whether that rhythm has been broken by toxicity, parasites, trauma, or inherited weakness.
Homocysteine signals methylation failure, inflammation, vascular risk, and spiritual fog.
Vitamin B12 and Folate are core methyl donors—without them, energy drops, mood crashes, and detox slows.
Linked to memory loss, depression, autism, cardiovascular strain, and hormonal chaos.
🧠 In the Absurd model, methylation is the epigenetic dial—governing joy, clarity, detox, even the ability to hear from God. This panel reveals whether that dial is stuck, deficient, or hijacked.
“He that teacheth man knowledge, shall not he know?” — Psalm 94:10