Heavy Metals & Mineral Ratios Panel (Hair or Urine Analysis)

$289.00

"Name the Poison. Restore the Order."

You are not broken—you are burdened. Heavy metals such as mercury, lead, arsenic, cadmium, and aluminum hide deep within tissues, bones, and fat. This test reveals the toxic fingerprints left behind by vaccines, fillings, tap water, pesticides, pharmaceuticals, and industrial exposure.

  • Detects both toxic metals and essential minerals, showing not just what’s harming you—but what’s missing.

  • Key ratio insights: Ca/Mg, Na/K, Zn/Cu, Ca/P—each with powerful terrain implications for neurotransmitters, adrenal resilience, and cellular balance.

  • Hair or urine methods allow for chronic exposure tracking, not just acute serum spikes.

🧠 In the Absurd model, this is the uncursing of the temple. It shows what was poured into your cup without your consent—and what must now be purged with precision and mercy.

“And if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them.” — Mark 16:18

"Name the Poison. Restore the Order."

You are not broken—you are burdened. Heavy metals such as mercury, lead, arsenic, cadmium, and aluminum hide deep within tissues, bones, and fat. This test reveals the toxic fingerprints left behind by vaccines, fillings, tap water, pesticides, pharmaceuticals, and industrial exposure.

  • Detects both toxic metals and essential minerals, showing not just what’s harming you—but what’s missing.

  • Key ratio insights: Ca/Mg, Na/K, Zn/Cu, Ca/P—each with powerful terrain implications for neurotransmitters, adrenal resilience, and cellular balance.

  • Hair or urine methods allow for chronic exposure tracking, not just acute serum spikes.

🧠 In the Absurd model, this is the uncursing of the temple. It shows what was poured into your cup without your consent—and what must now be purged with precision and mercy.

“And if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them.” — Mark 16:18