


HbA1c + Fasting Insulin Panel
"See the Sugar. Find the Snare."
Glucose isn’t just fuel—it’s a signal. An idol. A trap.
This panel reveals whether your terrain is running on divine discipline or hijacked desire.
HbA1c measures your average blood sugar over 3 months. Elevated A1c signals terrain collapse: metabolic dysfunction, cravings, low energy, and cellular damage.
Fasting Insulin shows whether your body is silently resisting its own hormone commands, storing fat, and cycling through inflammatory highs and crashes.
🧠 In the Absurd system, this is the addiction test. The idol of sugar is broken in fasting—but only if insulin is low enough to surrender. This panel tells us whether you’re spiritually and biologically ready to enter resurrection territory.
“Their god is their belly… who mind earthly things.” — Philippians 3:19
"See the Sugar. Find the Snare."
Glucose isn’t just fuel—it’s a signal. An idol. A trap.
This panel reveals whether your terrain is running on divine discipline or hijacked desire.
HbA1c measures your average blood sugar over 3 months. Elevated A1c signals terrain collapse: metabolic dysfunction, cravings, low energy, and cellular damage.
Fasting Insulin shows whether your body is silently resisting its own hormone commands, storing fat, and cycling through inflammatory highs and crashes.
🧠 In the Absurd system, this is the addiction test. The idol of sugar is broken in fasting—but only if insulin is low enough to surrender. This panel tells us whether you’re spiritually and biologically ready to enter resurrection territory.
“Their god is their belly… who mind earthly things.” — Philippians 3:19