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"Discern the Stores. Trace the Rust."
Iron is life—but only when governed.
Too little and the body weakens. Too much and it corrodes from within. This test shows your true iron terrain—not just blood iron levels, but the storage, movement, and inflammatory load hidden behind fatigue, brain fog, or chronic infections.
Ferritin measures stored iron—often inflamed, oxidized, and weaponized by parasites, pathogens, or hidden mold.
Iron, TIBC, UIBC, and Saturation reveal how iron is being carried, used, or hoarded in your system.
🧠 In the Absurd model, ferritin is a spiritual metal reading—too low = famine, too high = fire. We use this panel to discern if your blood is clean enough to support resurrection-level repair, or if it’s rusted by years of hidden warfare.
“Iron sharpeneth iron: so doth man sharpen the face of his friend.” — Proverbs 27:17
"Discern the Stores. Trace the Rust."
Iron is life—but only when governed.
Too little and the body weakens. Too much and it corrodes from within. This test shows your true iron terrain—not just blood iron levels, but the storage, movement, and inflammatory load hidden behind fatigue, brain fog, or chronic infections.
Ferritin measures stored iron—often inflamed, oxidized, and weaponized by parasites, pathogens, or hidden mold.
Iron, TIBC, UIBC, and Saturation reveal how iron is being carried, used, or hoarded in your system.
🧠 In the Absurd model, ferritin is a spiritual metal reading—too low = famine, too high = fire. We use this panel to discern if your blood is clean enough to support resurrection-level repair, or if it’s rusted by years of hidden warfare.
“Iron sharpeneth iron: so doth man sharpen the face of his friend.” — Proverbs 27:17