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Absurd Electrolytes — The Charge of Life
Clinical-grade electrolyte ratio with humic + fulvic transport. Headaches and fatigue don’t stand a chance.
Full Product Description
Your body runs on electrical current. Every nerve signal, every heartbeat, every contraction of muscle and surge of energy is powered by tiny charged minerals — electrolytes. When those minerals fall out of balance, we experience headaches, cramps, dizziness, muscle tension, and chronic fatigue. Most people are electrically depleted and don’t even know it.
Absurd Electrolytes restore that current. With the ideal physiologic ratio of sodium, potassium, and magnesium — plus humic and fulvic acids that enhance absorption at the cellular level — this formula works fast. Two small pinches a day are enough to upgrade nerve firing, hydration, blood flow, and mitochondrial energy production. For many people, this is the first and most important step in reversing chronic symptoms.
If you experience pain, tension, brain fog, or daily exhaustion — don’t power through it. Correct the electrical imbalance that causes it.
Supports healthy nerve conduction, fluid balance, fatigue reduction, and electrochemical pain relief.
Clinical-grade electrolyte ratio with humic + fulvic transport. Headaches and fatigue don’t stand a chance.
Full Product Description
Your body runs on electrical current. Every nerve signal, every heartbeat, every contraction of muscle and surge of energy is powered by tiny charged minerals — electrolytes. When those minerals fall out of balance, we experience headaches, cramps, dizziness, muscle tension, and chronic fatigue. Most people are electrically depleted and don’t even know it.
Absurd Electrolytes restore that current. With the ideal physiologic ratio of sodium, potassium, and magnesium — plus humic and fulvic acids that enhance absorption at the cellular level — this formula works fast. Two small pinches a day are enough to upgrade nerve firing, hydration, blood flow, and mitochondrial energy production. For many people, this is the first and most important step in reversing chronic symptoms.
If you experience pain, tension, brain fog, or daily exhaustion — don’t power through it. Correct the electrical imbalance that causes it.
Supports healthy nerve conduction, fluid balance, fatigue reduction, and electrochemical pain relief.

