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"Read the Soil. Name the Invaders."
Your gut is a garden—or a battlefield. This comprehensive stool panel doesn’t just check digestion; it exposes the ecosystem. It reveals whether you are digesting, detoxifying, and defending—or if you’re overrun by silent tyrants.
Parasitology screening (microscopy + DNA PCR) detects worms, protozoa, flukes, candida, and fungal overgrowth.
Markers for inflammation (calprotectin), immune response (secretory IgA), digestion (elastase), bile, SCFAs—all keys to terrain readiness.
Beneficial bacteria balance, pH, and dysbiosis flags are shown clearly.
🧠 In the Absurd model, this is the terrain audit. It tells us who lives in your gut—and whether you’re hosting parasites or planting seeds of healing. Required for any full fasting or parasite cleanse program.
“And the land had rest from war.” — Joshua 11:23
"Read the Soil. Name the Invaders."
Your gut is a garden—or a battlefield. This comprehensive stool panel doesn’t just check digestion; it exposes the ecosystem. It reveals whether you are digesting, detoxifying, and defending—or if you’re overrun by silent tyrants.
Parasitology screening (microscopy + DNA PCR) detects worms, protozoa, flukes, candida, and fungal overgrowth.
Markers for inflammation (calprotectin), immune response (secretory IgA), digestion (elastase), bile, SCFAs—all keys to terrain readiness.
Beneficial bacteria balance, pH, and dysbiosis flags are shown clearly.
🧠 In the Absurd model, this is the terrain audit. It tells us who lives in your gut—and whether you’re hosting parasites or planting seeds of healing. Required for any full fasting or parasite cleanse program.
“And the land had rest from war.” — Joshua 11:23