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"Reveal the Organ Weakness. Read the Detox Gates."
The Comprehensive Metabolic Panel (CMP) is not just about sodium or glucose—it’s a window into your terrain: how your liver, kidneys, and blood pH are holding up under pressure. At Absurd Health, we combine this with GGT(gamma-glutamyl transferase), a powerful early marker of bile stagnation, liver overload, and oxidative stress—essential for fasting safety, parasite flushing, and terrain renewal.
This test allows us to see:
If bile is flowing or blocked (bile = parasite weapon)
Whether your electrolytes are balanced enough to handle OMAD or 40-day fasting
How well your liver is clearing toxins and if protein digestion is functional
Whether kidneys are filtering waste or are under adrenal strain
Early signs of insulin resistance or low terrain resilience
🧠 In the Absurd model, this is one of our most essential pre-fast tests. It does not diagnose disease—it discerns terrain readiness.
“He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters. He restoreth my soul...” — Psalm 23:2–3, Geneva Bible
"Reveal the Organ Weakness. Read the Detox Gates."
The Comprehensive Metabolic Panel (CMP) is not just about sodium or glucose—it’s a window into your terrain: how your liver, kidneys, and blood pH are holding up under pressure. At Absurd Health, we combine this with GGT(gamma-glutamyl transferase), a powerful early marker of bile stagnation, liver overload, and oxidative stress—essential for fasting safety, parasite flushing, and terrain renewal.
This test allows us to see:
If bile is flowing or blocked (bile = parasite weapon)
Whether your electrolytes are balanced enough to handle OMAD or 40-day fasting
How well your liver is clearing toxins and if protein digestion is functional
Whether kidneys are filtering waste or are under adrenal strain
Early signs of insulin resistance or low terrain resilience
🧠 In the Absurd model, this is one of our most essential pre-fast tests. It does not diagnose disease—it discerns terrain readiness.
“He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters. He restoreth my soul...” — Psalm 23:2–3, Geneva Bible