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Basic Member — $49/month

$29.00 $49.00

Perfect for prevention, support, and general guidance.

Includes:

One full custom healing plan per year
Access to core protocols, terrain nutrition, and spiritual rhythm guides
Monthly live group Q&A calls with RD physicians and terrain coaches
10% discount on labs, supplements, retreats, and consults
Access to member resources and recorded healing sessions

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Perfect for prevention, support, and general guidance.

Includes:

One full custom healing plan per year
Access to core protocols, terrain nutrition, and spiritual rhythm guides
Monthly live group Q&A calls with RD physicians and terrain coaches
10% discount on labs, supplements, retreats, and consults
Access to member resources and recorded healing sessions

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