Advanced parasympathetic activation for deep calm and restorative sleep.
Stress locks the nervous system into a state of overdrive. Muscles stay tense. Thoughts race. Sleep refuses to deepen. Pain becomes a companion rather than a signal.
Absurd Ultra Relax Electrolytes resets the electrical foundation of calm. Magnesium glycinate, taurine, L-theanine, and glycine restore inhibitory neurotransmission where it matters most — at the membrane of every over-firing neuron and muscle cell. Humic and fulvic minerals further enhance ion transport and gut-brain communication, ensuring that calm is not theoretical — it is felt.
This formulation supports both daytime resilience and nighttime restoration. A clinical-grade nervous system reset for those who cannot simply “relax.”
Recommended for stress-related pain, tension headaches, tight muscles, anxious spiraling, insomnia, and autonomic dysregulation.
Advanced parasympathetic activation for deep calm and restorative sleep.
Stress locks the nervous system into a state of overdrive. Muscles stay tense. Thoughts race. Sleep refuses to deepen. Pain becomes a companion rather than a signal.
Absurd Ultra Relax Electrolytes resets the electrical foundation of calm. Magnesium glycinate, taurine, L-theanine, and glycine restore inhibitory neurotransmission where it matters most — at the membrane of every over-firing neuron and muscle cell. Humic and fulvic minerals further enhance ion transport and gut-brain communication, ensuring that calm is not theoretical — it is felt.
This formulation supports both daytime resilience and nighttime restoration. A clinical-grade nervous system reset for those who cannot simply “relax.”
Recommended for stress-related pain, tension headaches, tight muscles, anxious spiraling, insomnia, and autonomic dysregulation.
